‘Do not store guns in your oven’: Loaded gun stored in oven fires multiple rounds after getting overheated

Want to make a "firing range" pun, but nothing's coming to me...leaving this as a placeholder in case inspiration strikes later.

Who knew? Them damn guns need a warning that says "Do not store in or near excessive heat, fire or flame"...

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(I don't have time to make an image right now, but anyway)

Hey America, how you doing?

Don't keep your gun in the oven.

Oh.

Just baking up some hot cross guns.

But who can stop an oven with a gun?

Constantly shocked by people that don't open the oven door at look every time prior to preheating the oven.

How else will you find:

• no pilot light
• a blanket
• cast iron cookware cooling
• loaded guns
• forgotten food

Look in the oven people! It takes 1 second.

Edit: I am amazed how many people don't look in the oven before turning it on.

So you’re saying they had a… cook off?

Mythbusters S05E16. Loose bullets fire off but do not have energy to pierce the metal. A gun will fire a lethal bullet

They fucking tested this on myth busters. Don't store bullets near fire

Amazed to see this. New old house. Used oven for first time. Some sort of stench and black gunk dripping from top heat shield. Gas stove. Investigate. Pull out pieces of a gun. Glock or something. Previous owner stops by for mail (unusual situation). I had over the melted pieces, "you forget something in the oven?" "Oh shit. No problem, I can fix it." "uh.. Okaaaaay... "

wait... when you say "fired" do we mean, chambered, and fired down the barrel, cleared, and then cycled fully, repeating, or do we mean the rounds just popped off in the stack, not in the chamber.

I mean to be fair who likes to eat cold lead

Uhhhh, also don't store loaded guns? Like, at all. Anywhere.

On one hand, it's stupid as hell to store a firearm anywhere but in a safe/cabinet designed for them. An oven is another level of stupid

On the other, I used to store our cast iron Dutch oven in the oven and I can't tell you how many times I started preheating the oven and then remembered to take it out. Usually after its oil seasoning started to heat up

I worry about the people who need to be told things like this. How did they survive childhood without signs warning them not to breathe water or drink the contents of thermometers?

This headline is AGAINST THE SECOND AMENDMENT! Not Be Infringed MEANS NOT BE INFRINGED! I can Store my Gun WHEREVER I want!

Your oven is a machine gun now, to go with your shoelace.

the article also tells me not to store anything else in there, but that's where I keep my pizza stones (I usually cook pizza on the grill) and fuck you I'ma keep them in the oven.

Honestly fuck anyone who stores things in ovens.

Guns is certainly a new one, but don't put plastics in there. Especially if there's ever a chance that someone else might touch your oven.

At least here in Missouri, no licensing or training is required to own one of these deadly weapons.

And it shows.

I wouldn't be surprised if we find out later this was a murder attempt

Ideally, avid gun enthusiasts and the dumbest fucking people on the planet would be two separate circles of people, and yet…

Do not store a LOADED gun.

You need a proper goven if you're going to do that

A person who needs to be reminded of this should not own a gun in the first place.