I can hear this image.
I'm sad you didn't go for "tape rule" as the title
Would have been good but wanted people to imagine numerous horrible things these tape measures could produce
Ah, yes, what a nice way to be sliced into a thousand pieces at once if you trip. Even more fun if they get knocked out of their retention mode.
Is there a rubbing alcohol dispenser that sprays from the adjacent room after you go through? In case the first set of blood-curdling screams aren't loud enough.
Just use a bunch of sewing tape measures. They're flexible, and not sharp.
Plus, they come in all sorts of colours.
Perfect for if you want to stick it to the man by spending most of your unnecessarily long workday manipulating the entrance to your office!
I bet if you put some automation behind it with a raspberry pi or something this would be pretty cool. Program some different doorways etc..
Thing is, it's really not private enough to make a difference aside of looking and being cool to show to someone.
Until a coworker hits the retract button, scaring the shit out of you as it rapidly retracts back into itself while making a racket.
That's true for everything in life, though.
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This is…. This is…. The stupidest thing ive ever seen.
She is like half the size, how is she reaching that?
motorized high heels.
She... she... she might have stood on that office chair.
Then they'd have to mark this NSFW
Imagine walking through 20 sharp edged metal tape measures at once. What a fun experience
Trust me man, it'll look great! Yes, I am an engineer, why do you ask?
Don't trip
If my company would produce those things, I would totally suggest this
This is setting up a Final Destination death.
