Boys have inherent value, not just instrumental value. Cute post.
38 6 ReplyHey speak for yourself!
14 0 ReplySo will they just stand around displaying their inherit value, or providing instrumental value equal to that of a delicious milkshake?
7 1 ReplyI could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
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Yes, but maybe she doesn’t just want people standing around in her yard
2 1 ReplyOr, you know, it's a reference to a song by Kelis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA
Edit: That led me to this instrumental mix of the song, which would be a pretty awesome dance track on its own.
12 13 ReplyI was focused on the information the referencer added. The song makes no mention of labor or idiots. The tweeting author's message is that there is a distinct value difference in laborers and idiots. Please excuse me, I took it too personally, because I am not only a laborer and an idiot, but I am also boy who is predisposed to an attraction to yards containing milkshakes. 🥤
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boys implementing the superior solution of not mowing the lawn because f**k lawns.
deserving a milkshake for their ecological actions
good boys 👌
29 3 ReplyBut of course not dairy milk because they are trying to do positive ecological actions.
6 1 Reply"Hello, police? There's a group of boys fucking my lawn. Send help."
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It's about 20% working, 80% idiots, but the idiots are crucial to productivity
21 1 ReplyGot a bad run this time - all idiots. Gotta reroll I guess. Go get the blender back out.
4 0 ReplyNah, just give it a bit! Individuals switch states back & forth, it's the "construction site principle"
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Whatever you do, don't give them straws.
11 0 ReplyWarm it up
The boys are waiting
9 0 ReplyWho drinks warm milkshakes?
5 0 ReplyThe boys
3 0 ReplyHot chocolate is just a warm chocolate milkshake.
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The yard in question:
6 0 ReplyMeh. What flavor is the milkshake? Will having the milkshake even make life better for anyone?
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