to be honest

Probably because the plastic surgery of her face is so tight she cant see any clear pictures anymore

Botox Barbie?
- Yes, and?
One has skin way too loose for his face and another has it way too tight. Amazing
Looks like a bee stung her lip.
- My friend describes plastic surgery as grabbing the back of the face and stretching it really tight then using a baggie clip to hold it there Like that one episode of the Simpsons where Homer lost a ton of weight and had to deal with the stretched skin

I could believe she had no idea he was a billionaire, and just had like 50+ million.

Usually billionaires at least splurge for $20 hair cuts. That man is obviously still using a bowl.

It's also believable the smile is the only thing she could convincably lie about

You don’t get to that level of wealth by getting haircuts from a stylist. He pinched every penny, got bowl cuts while his friends got specialty cuts, skipped the avocado toast and drank water instead of $5 coffees. Then his rich parents just gave him a small 10 million dollar loan and sent him to a prestigious school where only other rich kids went.
Honestly, respect to him for the shit tier haircut. At least he didn’t try to fake it like Elon.
- I have very strong, mixed feelings about your post.
  Well done mother fucker!
The story I read, decades ago, said he goes to the same barber (shop?) that he went to as a young person.
I... Guess I can understand that, but if they're telling him that haircut works, I mean keep your clients happy, especially if they're clueless multi millionaires.
- That explains it, dudes in his 70s it looks like, the barber would have to be 90s.
  And he's so rich, he probably hasn't heard an honest opinion about himself in decades
Money talks, wealth whispers. True wealth only gestures.
This man is so rich you can’t even describe him correctly.
- Who even is he?
It's not even the hair for me, how are you a billions but can't splurge on a new face? MF has enough money he could literally have a custom-made new face
- Honestly though if he wasn’t a billionaire he actually looks like he could be someone’s fun bumbling uncle or something. Really shows how much a crap personality can affect physical appearance.
I cut my own hair, and it looks much better than that. He wants it to look like that, for whatever reason.
He has to pay a lot more than $20 to get his hair cut like that, it's $20 for the cut and $80 to make them do it in that style.

For the record, as the resident Raider fan of Lemmy, this lady was sat next to MD at one of the games. They aren't dating, and she's currently pregnant with another man's baby. The media already tried to say it was his baby. She denied that and said the father was some baseball player.

I think it's funny you care enough about the distinction to post
- You think it's funny that someone cares about truth and reality?

You know who has a haircut like that? People who are surrounded by nothing but sycophants and yes-men who never give a true and unsolicited opinion like "Dude, you look like your mom whipped out a flowbee and a bowl?"

You'd be surprised. Marks hairdresser is on the record saying she's tried to talk him into literally any other haircut
You know who has a haircut like that?
Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber?
- Lolol!!! Thanks now I can’t unsee that.

Billionaire: gimme the friar cut

Barber: got you fam

Just kidding he probably cuts it himself with a bowl to save a few bucks

no he goes to a barber, same one for like his whole life or something

They are both fucking weird looking

Hell yes. I hate those injected balloon lips that have become popular thanks to Instagram and Kardashians.

TbF I also haven't heard of the raidersmark Davis. With that haircut I would have assumed probably not a billionaire and it's a pretty good smile.

Do you think it’s pronounced raiders-mark, or raider-smark? Ugh, if I meet him I’ll just guess and then mis-accent billionaire to see if I can pass it off as a joke.
Yeah there is a chance, albeit small, that he paid another person to do that to his hair on purpose, which is crazy, but just the right kind of crazy for a billionaire.
- There are probably no straight shooters around you for miles with this kind of money. Everyone tells him he looks great. I bet no one ever has said, "bro, you trippin'?" to this guy. Sometimes we need that.

Oh great therewasanattempt has infected lemmy a place where you can post literally anything as long as you make the attempt

It's becoming more and more just reddit light.
- Except some of the mods here are much worse.

how you gonna be a billionaire and still use a bowl for your hair

go to a damn barber

hard to make that flesh sack look good, but it could be better

You don’t become a billionaire by spending all your money
But fr tho that hair is wrecked
- Yeah! You become a billionaire by disproportionately profiting off the backs of people you exploit!
  Also, a ton of other unethical and sociopathic tactics!
If I was a billionaire I would have a trainer, a chef, and a stylist.
Honestly he'd probably look better if he just shaved.
It's also pretty cheap to keep up a shave, or so I hair
maybe he thinks it makes him look younger. or maybe his crush once complimented him on it and he's hoping to run into her again. or maybe he has FUCK YOU money on a astronomic scale and he knows nobody will bust his balls to his face, so its a flex. hopefully there isn't a rat tail in back.

that's the face of a guy who surrounds himself with people he pays to tell him he doesn't look like a gone-horribly-wrong high school science experiment involving bumphead parrotfish and hydrofluoric acid

Apparently his father was a pretty cool guy, advocated for civil rights by refusing to play in cities with segregation.

Who is his father?
- Al Davis
  Davis was active in civil rights, refusing to allow the Raiders to play in any city where black and white players had to stay in separate hotels.[3][4][5] He was the first NFL owner in the modern era to hire a black head coach (Art Shell),[6][7] the first to hire a female chief executive (Amy Trask),[8] and the first NFL owner to hire a Latino head coach (Tom Flores).[9] He remains the only executive in NFL history to be an assistant coach, head coach, general manager, commissioner, and owner.[10][11][12]

That's some reeeal old money phrenology.

...you know - because of the obvious rampant inbreeding.

So she's greedy and has no self-respect. Good to know.

Travolta looks way better here than that pic of the billionaire.
- THAT'S JOHN TRAVOLTA!?

Just crunched some numbers. This dude is worth 2.3 billion. If he spent HALF of his money on $100 haircuts, he could afford 11.5 million haircuts.

If he got a haircut every minute, it would take almost 22 years to get that many haircuts.
- Looking at his current one, I think they can do 2 of them every minute.
- Honestly, one hair getting cut per minute seems pretty slow.

This picture is actually one of the better ones of him.

A sad fact I did not need to know 😔...

They look like terrible plastic caricatures of humanity

My first question is: What the fuck is your hair?

Dude isn't going to have billions if he pays for haircuts
- He' looks like that weird dude in Resonance of Fate that has to die in the early game so you can kinda care about the plot a little.

Wasn’t she in Total Recall?

Are those 3 boobies?
- One for each comma

God, I am so enticed with his smile, the elegant gap between the top fronts, the subtle off-white coloring...

I'm drawn to his smile because his haircut is herding me away from the top of his head like a cocaine-fueled collie.
Show me Paul Allen’s girlfriend.

Lol at the comments talking about how awful she looks. The shallowness aside, I'd be very happy to have a girlfriend who looked like that.

Not me, she paid money to make her face look like THAT, GROSS. No way I would want to date someone that was so modded up, I'm sure her personality doesn't reflect it AT ALL. Not saying single me wouldn't have open to a hookup but I could never be in a relationship with someone that vain.
- Hey, no one says you have to marry her 🤷.
- I like to judge how someone looks by what they look like in the morning with no makeup and hair all crazy. She's probably not recognizable without makeup, and who knows, she might look better.

Silly girl thought he was a lowly multi billionaire

Also, If I were a single notable billionaire I'd probably do EXACTLY THAT TOO.

Gold diggers are the norm when you have Platinum cash.

When i was young and hang out in skateparks, there were always some guys with dissolving shoes, crappy boards and dirty clothing that would absolutely rip the skatepark. I always wondered if i'd ever get so good that i can skate around looking like "that"… because my raw skill would carry me.
I would probably do the same as a billionaire. There would be no reason for me to look "nice" if i didn't feel like it. People would pretend that i look great anyway.
- They were probably good because they couldn't afford to do anything but skate around, probably because they spent all their money on weed.

What business have a man, an elf and a dwarf in the Raidersmark?

So are we only standing up against body shaming for ugly people? We're okay shitting on attractive people that might have had cosmetic work done? Are we a bunch of hypocrites that stand for nothing and only react when our own feelings are hurt?

Boo Lemmy. Y'all can do better.

The rule is not to punch down. When someone is a billionaire nothing* is off the table.
- I can generally agree with that if it's something someone can't change. However: fuck billionaires
Yeah, why does humor exist anyway 🤔...
Mu real concern is that you have more upvotes than downvotes.
No, this is clearly laziness on his part. He has all the time and money needed to get a decent haircut, eat well, and do a little exercise, but simply doesn't. He has no real obligations to get in the way. His ugliness is nothing but compounding character flaws.
And after all, he's the one claiming his girlfriend was initially attracted by his physical beauty, not his money.
- I realize in hindsight I should have worded my comment more specifically. I'm NOT talking about the dude. I'm talking about all the comments at the girl.
  I will never not condone clowning on rich assholes. Nobody gets that kind of money without some form of exploitation, and those kinds of people are fair game.
  My comment was regarding all the other cringe comments in the thread that are saying shit like she's not that hot anyway, or she looks fake, etc.
I'm totally puzzled as to why people say she looks bad. She looks great to me. I can't identify any cosmetic surgery other than maybe a bit of lip filler, and that isn't even very much.
Some Lemmy users must have incredibly high standards or have supermodel girlfriends.
- I don't think a group of FOSS Linux bros are having supermodel girlfriends lol, but anyway...
  I'm not even puzzled as to why people think she looks bad. I'm puzzled as to why people think anything about her looks at all.
  Seems some people here are projecting their insecurities.
  I don't even care, either. I just hate hypocrites. Don't throw stones from glass houses.
- I mean, not to say she looks bad but she's certainly not my type. I can't tell whether it's makeup, surgery, smoothing filters or 'yes' but she's got a specific look that just doesn't do it for me.
  I know, I know, everyone says "I like blah blah blah" and it doesn't matter but I can certainly see why people aren't digging it.
  Like, she could totally be an amazing person and if she likes the way she looks, good for her, so my opinion literally doesn't matter. Whether my standards are too high or my self esteem too low, it doesn't matter at all.
- It's harder to tell with all the filters that exist now...which makes people look like they had cosmetic surgery.
  Anyone with education in facial anatomy can usually tell though. Parts of the face just look "off" with certain procedures.
  For example cheek fillers/implants are very obvious to me. Brow lifts too. They dont line up with the curve of the upper eye socket naturally. Again, filters can mimic this effect, so with this young woman its indeterminate. Not that it really matters, it's her body, her choice.
  But the point is some of us can tell, but it doesn't mean we should judgemental about it.
- No, they're just stuck up and frustrated.

The state of modern journalism, folks.

I mean... a meme shitpost is pretty far off from modern journalism.
- Let’s be honest, this could be tweeted and then written about by the NYPost