“Let me simply say, for better or for worse, Kamala Harris is not more progressive than I am.”

They must have something devastating on that man

I'll never forgive this clown for giving away my phone number to the DNC. I've just now finally stopped getting constant texts.

"Go on," said Bernie. "How's it gonna be. We gonna create real socialism."

"We'll have central planning," I said. "An' we'll have maybe democratic centralism an' a dictatorship of the proletariat . . . . an' in the factories we'll have . . . . real unions-"

"For the workers," Bernie shouted.

"For the workers," I repeated.

"And I get to protect the workers."

"An' you get to protect the workers."

Bernie giggled with happiness. "An' live from each according to his ability, to each according to his need."

"Yes."

Bernie turned his head.

"No, Bernie. Look down there acrost the public park, like you can almost see the place."

Bernie obeyed. I looked down at the gun.

"Go on, rootsbreadandmakka. When we gonna do it?"

"Gonna do it soon."

"Me an' you."

"You . . . . an' me. Ever'body gonna have healthcare. Ain't gonna be no more trouble. Nobody gon-na hurt nobody nor steal from 'em."

Bernie said, "I thought the far left was mad at me, rootsbreadandmakka."

"No," I said. "No, Bernie. We ain't mad. We never been mad, an' we ain't now. That's a thing I want ya to know."

Bernie begged, "Le's do it now. Le's create socialism now."

"Sure, right now. We gotta. We gotta."

Has anyone ever explained what “progressives” are progressing towards?

Bernie out here encouraging people to "turn on Fox news" and "follow republicans on social media"