Alarming Report Finds Nation’s Fuckers Now Have 83% More Nerve
Alarming Report Finds Nation’s Fuckers Now Have 83% More Nerve

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Alarming Report Finds Nation’s Fuckers Now Have 83% More Nerve

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... said lead researcher Christo Garcia, confirming that the nation’s fuckers were already 65% less likely to screw off and jump up their own asses than they were even six months ago.