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11mo ago

Jack

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Missed the opportunity to use a bottle of Qui-Gon Gin.
- Obeer wan Kenobeer
  Luke Johnnywalker
  Darth Vodkar
  
  LOL. The last two are gold.
  
  Why Johnny?
- Gin:
  "You know what, I'm feeling quite relaxed"
  [Sobs, bottle in hand, at the bottom of the stairs] "I gave those bastard jedis the best years of my life!"
I’d imagine some pretty fun shenanigans with a drunk force user.
- I would assume force users (both Jedi and Sith) would be forbidden by their masters from using anything mind-altering, except maybe in strictly controlled rituals. And for good reason. Can't have people running around, randomly force-pushing strangers from a 120th floor balcony on Coruscant.
  
  I am 100% sure the Night Sisters smoke weed.
  
  Didn't Obi-Wan order a drink at that bar that he and Anakin went through while chasing Zam Wessel in Episode 2?
  
  I dunno, I could see a world with drunk sith maybe
  
  Maybe they just have to limit themselves
- I have long pondered a comedy set in the Star Wars universe. Maybe some beer-swilling, rowdy Jedi. And fortunately Auralnauts fulfilled my dream: https://youtu.be/WSCm8yAxBr8?si=QC1SNiLAMAu1rE0T
  Some of the later entries in the series are a bit weak, but there are always worthwhile punchlines.
- Not if they're a sith. Can you imagine the pandemonium?
  
  Or…the fun…? | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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