Condom, never used.
82 1 ReplyMusk still rich
64 1 ReplyMy Arch broke.
56 0 ReplyBack to work.
54 0 ReplyReddit still going.
56 3 ReplyFor sale: baby
50 0 ReplyAufenthaltserlaubnisverlängerungsantragsfrist verpasst.
36 0 ReplyIn our bed?!
31 0 ReplyAlarm clock ringing
30 0 ReplyLiberty is kil
29 1 ReplyActually, it's GNU/Linux
27 1 ReplyFour more years.
26 0 ReplyDonald Trump exists
28 2 ReplyI loved you
25 0 ReplyGood dog, stay.
25 0 Reply"a sad story"
25 1 ReplyThe condom broke.
23 0 ReplyNeed baby shoes?
23 0 ReplyYou tested positive.
22 0 Replyendless economic growth
22 0 Replydeleted by creator
22 0 ReplyTrump's third term.
22 0 ReplyIt wasn't milk
21 0 ReplyWe never learn
23 2 ReplySqueezing cheeks. Urgent!
19 0 ReplyTight couch, ouch!
18 0 ReplyTechnically not cannibalism!
17 0 Replybaby, no shoes
17 0 ReplyNo more cheese
16 0 ReplyCan't escape capitalism.
17 1 ReplyShe died first
16 0 ReplyCat hates you.
15 0 ReplyStill no sleep
14 0 Replyburnt my toast
14 0 ReplyBrown bathroom walls.
14 0 ReplyToothpaste orange juice
14 0 ReplyOut of coffee
14 0 ReplyThe prompt said sad, not horror
13 0 ReplyWant to KMS?
No, better
Failed suicide attempt
13 0 ReplyWar never changes
13 0 ReplyGod creates man
13 0 ReplyDead Harambe timeline
13 1 ReplyMine is autobiographical. It is based on a horrific event that happened to me this morning:
Dog poo finger
11 0 ReplyCan't count to three.
11 0 ReplyCells dividing uncontrollably.
11 0 ReplyOut of tacos
11 0 ReplyGrandmother at twenty.
11 0 ReplyYou were late
11 0 ReplyBent my wookie
10 0 ReplyDick went flaccid.
10 0 ReplyWelcome to Jonestown
10 0 ReplyRemembering cringey memories.
10 0 ReplyAsshole out again.
9 0 ReplyShaka, walls fell.
9 0 ReplyForced ad watching.
8 0 ReplyThis is more of a horror story than a sad one.
Anyway...
"It was yours."
8 0 ReplyDick don't work
9 1 ReplyThe cancer's back
9 1 ReplyMutually assured destruction
8 0 ReplyWant fart, afraid
8 0 ReplyPermanently Deleted
8 0 ReplyI swallowed shampoo
7 0 ReplyFriends, family... Gone!
8 1 ReplyQueer Moroccan. End.
8 1 ReplyNew motorcycle, tetraplegia.
7 0 ReplyYour wife died.
7 0 ReplyMy poop red
7 0 ReplyCrowdstrike strikes crowd
7 0 ReplyPlease come home
6 0 ReplyThird world war.
6 0 ReplyPregnant at 55.
6 0 ReplyHedgehog mom crushed.
6 0 ReplyAlas, still depressed
6 0 ReplyStill not dead
6 0 ReplyPlease God no
7 1 ReplyIs this Loss?
6 0 ReplyChewing aluminum foil.
6 0 ReplyGlobe is warming.
6 0 ReplyIt's not yours
5 0 ReplyI was sad.
Oh no, anyways...
5 0 ReplyCooking fell over.
6 1 ReplyCrib for sale
5 0 Replytriumvirate
(It's a "three" word)
5 0 ReplyI wanna die.
6 1 Reply45 and 47
7 2 ReplyI wonder which of these answers in the thread give genuine locations on what 3 words...
5 0 ReplyGarbage bag ripped.
5 0 ReplyYour cat died
6 1 ReplyDon't love him
5 0 ReplySo long, friend.
5 0 ReplyPlease don’t forget
5 0 ReplyThey were young
5 0 ReplyWater pipe burst.
4 0 ReplyYou're not hired
4 0 ReplyThe house's gone
4 0 ReplyTook the kids
4 0 ReplyTrafficked by mum
4 0 Replyexpired inner child
4 0 Reply(Just realised "I use Arch" cannot be written using only three words, weird)
4 0 Replytext without punctuation
4 0 ReplyIn the melody of It's Raining Men it sounds awesome.
"Toilet water rising.
The streets will overflow."
3 0 ReplyDog leaves room.
3 0 ReplyThe only time in my entire history of dating where I got invited into her house, I took a shit in the toilet and clogged it so hard it overflowed when I flushed.
3 0 ReplyMajor data loss
3 0 ReplyCan't afford treatment.
3 0 ReplyTell my wife...
3 0 ReplyGone and forgotten
3 0 ReplyOnly getting older.
3 0 Replyundeleted by administrator
3 0 ReplyThere was a really cool story, but it had to be cut down so it could fit in the 3 word limit.
...destroyed...house...lost...
2 0 ReplyO, no right
2 0 ReplyBaby shoes, sold
2 0 ReplyTried but died.
2 0 Replystill they remain.
2 0 ReplyBlinds raise more
2 0 ReplyI am sad.
2 0 Replymounting rootfs failed
2 0 Replya sad story using only 3 Words
2 0 ReplyEveryone wore black.
2 0 ReplyHi hi
We're your plumber girls (uh huh)
And have we got news for you (you better listen!)
Get ready all you plumbing girls
And leave that poop knife at home!
Toilet water rising
Confidence getting low (how low girl?)
According to my estimate
This shit's gonna overflow
1 0 Replya sad story
1 0 ReplyMustache jizz giveaway
1 0 ReplyNot my leg.
1 0 ReplyToilet rise watering.
1 0 ReplyWeird men rule.
1 0 ReplyJust keep waiting.
1 0 ReplyBaby adoption: cancelled
1 0 ReplyNo wheels, cardboard
1 0 ReplyDropped my ice-cream
1 0 ReplyFist pump, bro
2 1 Reply