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6mo ago

Trump Announces He's A Very Sad Man

www.theonion.com Trump Announces He's A Very Sad Man

NEW YORK—In a blockbuster announcement today, Donald Trump announced that he is a very sad man who has nothing to live for other than drawing attention to himself. "I'm a sad, pathetic human being and a complete waste of life," said Trump, adding that he lives an empty existence, and that he is noth...

Trump Announces He's A Very Sad Man

From 2012. Can't remember if this was posted before. I remember when it came out he said he was going to make some big announcement detailing some dirt he had on Obama and then never announced anything.

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1y ago

From 2012 - Trump Announces He's A Very Sad Man

www.theonion.com /trump-announces-hes-a-very-sad-man-1819574112

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Traitor.. why is he not in jjail?

Trump is just sitting in his room loudly playing Behind Blue Eyes on repeat.

Does Trump get lip injections?
- He’s that way from all the pouting.

Is it sadder than when he was crying in his mug shot?

Yes, he said we wouldn’t believe the evidence his investigators found, when there was clearly no evidence or investigators.

I ate the onion for a moment. It genuinely sounds like something he'd say while rambling nowadays.

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