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Memes @lemmy.ml ekZepp @lemmy.world 3 mo. ago

Disintegrate

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Can't wait until he just dies from his own incompetence.
- "I'm sick of the government telling me to breathe. I'm done!"
  
  If one person he is insanely focused on made a joke about him breathing too much, and they saw people laughing at it, he would. Instantly without second thought, because he never had a first thought.
  
  Unfortunately you really can't kill yourself by just "not breathing" if you're surrounded by air. You'll just pass out.
  
  Helium though that'll do it
- Like sort of an Oceangate scenario in one of his rockets? Minus the civilian casualties
  
  Nah, rockets are too hard, there are competent engineers there.
  
  I'm thinking crushed by a cybertruck tailgate, or run over by "autopilot".
- Maybe he'll pull a Jobs
Did you hear Elon died from ligma?
- What’s Elon?
  
  Ligma balls

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