Trump posts fan fiction about Biden stealing nomination back from Harris

That's a pretty weird thing to do.

In a rant rife with misspellings and baseless conspiracy, Trump wrote: "What are the chances that Crooked Joe Biden, the WORST President in the history of the U.S., whose Presidency was Unconstitutionally STOLEN from him by Kamabla, Barrack HUSSEIN Obama, Crazy Nancy Pelosi, Shifty Adam Schiff, Cryin' Chuck Schumer, and others on the Lunatic Left, CRASHES the Democrat National Convention and tries to take back the Nomination."

The ex-president continued, "He feels that he made a historically tragic mistake by handing over the U.S. Presidency, a COUP, to the people in the World he most hates, and he wants it back, NOW!!!"

I don’t think Trump knows what the constitution is

God he wants Joe back so bad. He was jilted at the altar.

In case anybody hasn't noticed, Trump has shifted away from lying in the form of "plausible deniability" or lies that have at least a kernel of reality to them so long as you dig deep enough and just don't think too hard about it, to literally just making up events about things that other people did that simply never happened.

He said Obama went online and publicly withheld his support for Harris, only for news outlets to show the moment he endorsed her, which was two days before his post.

He said Harris was a "border czar" that she literally never was.

And now, whatever this word salad is. I'm not even going to try to make any sense of it because there is absolutely no possible way that any of that makes even the slightest bit of common sense no matter how many conspiracy theories you subscribe to or how much meth you've taken. Remember that scene from Billy Madison? "I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul". Billy Madison would look like a Harvard graduate compared to this.

All he's doing now is just accusing random people of random things and hoping his base believes it.

His only chance is if Dems ran a historically unpopular candidate like Hillary or Biden.

Kamala is far from perfect, but it's not exactly a high bar to be better than trump.

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“What are the chances that Crooked Joe Biden, the WORST President in the history of the U.S., whose Presidency was Unconstitutionally STOLEN from him by Kamabla, Barrack HUSSEIN Obama, Crazy Nancy Pelosi, Shifty Adam Schiff, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, and others on the Lunatic Left, CRASHES the Democrat National Convention and tries to take back the Nomination.”

I can't even.

This was a fever dream... he knows he's screwed against Harris and is wishing it was still Biden.

He feels he made a historically tragic mistake by handing over the U.S. Presidency, a COUP, to the people in the World he hates most, and he wants it back, NOW!!!

I honestly think he forgot what he was talking about halfway through the tweet, and started talking about himself in the third person (as he does) and how they "stole" the presidency from him.

I refuse to believe this is real. This is even stupider than the stupidest thing that happened so far. This is beyond belief.

Don't interupt your enemy in the middle of making a mistake. This can only delay his ability to deal with the reality of the situation.

I honestly think that happened in a dream of his, and he posted it because the dream made him happy.

And the most pathetic part? He totally bombed on AO3 - he only got two kudos and one was from EricsRump and the other from NYCMAYORRUDOLPHGIULIANI.

Watching the mental decline in real time is pretty amazing. This will be in the history books for generations as what not to let happen again.

This is the ultimate result of believing that perception is reality.

Fake news. He can't write.

Is he trying to get people to watch the democratic convention? I'm sure the democrats will be happy for more people to watch.

Starring Orangey Dork'ness Dementia Ravin' Don

There's no way this is real...is it?

Simply Pavlovian conditioning. Right now he’s sputtering and can’t come up with cohesive attacks and narratives. Just scream about the last time things were good — ring that bell.

Truly pathetic.

Maybe he should make a fanfiction wheres he's compitant and mentally capable of being president.

Non-paywalled copy of this story: https://archive.is/N8te0

I hear disassociation is great for mental health at an advanced age.

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