GOP lawmakers predict ‘fistfight’ between Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert
Tension between the two congresswomen has been rising in recent weeks
In the red corner, hailing from Colorado and standing at five foot six, louder than a 12-gauge, dumber than a whole box of Facebook marketplace rifle suppressors masquerading as fuel filters; she’ll knock your socks off just so her husband can sniff your feet (but only if you’re under 16); the undeniably uneducated; universally unloved… Lauren “Ppppppplaaaaan B” Booooooooooebert.
In the other red corner, all the way from god-knows-where-and-we-wish-she’d-go-back-already; she’s got on more makeup than a dumpster full of Sephora customer returns; she’s been evicted from every trailer park in the greater Dalton metro area; the immortal god-Queen of the international association of Karens; Marjorie Taylor “White Trash Barbie” Grrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
The Green-Boebert match is sponsored by Monster Energy Drinks, Fan Duel, and Crypto /s
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Let them fight.
Unfortunately, there's a whole sub-section of Republican men who would love nothing more than to see that. And it would make them support them even more.
We need a reboot of celebrity death match, now more than ever.
But this time, make it live action rather than claymation.
But this time, make it live action rather than claymation.
we keeping on trucking to the idiocracy timeline, i see.
To note, President Comacho was far, far kinder, wiser and more humble than any MAGA politician.
Idiocracy was a documentary from the future
Are we taking bets?
I mean, Marge would win no question. She's built like a brick shit house.
Hard agree. She got a Neanderthal brow and club-hefting arms. Plus, meth strength.
With a personality to match
Will this be before or after the Musk Zuck fight?
Which one is the main event?
That one got cancelled because Elron's mommy said he couldn't.
Making popcorn...
(popcorn crunching noises)
One can only hope for a long and brutal fight, much damage. Mutual annihilation would be great. Pass the popcorn.
I think we should give them both Bowie knives and tell them to go at it, and may the most reprehensible person lose/win.
Poison daggers, a la Dune.
I'm going to add that they need to be tied together a la Smooth Criminal.
Celebrity death match!
I mean YouTubers are boxing each other so why not politicians.
I'd actually pay to watch that instead of youtubers
They're going to have to start charging pay-per-view on C-Span.
Ding Dong vs Ho Ho.
Let them fight~ Let them fight~
Stupid
