The parent teasing will not stop even if you're sapphic
tbh straight dudes are kinda shit at finding GFs, wouldn't take their advice on that subject
counterpoint, her dad fucked her mom.
1 success is not an indication of reliable success
The dream Dad joke if your kid comes out is “HI GAY I’M DAD” followed by laughing uncontrollably at your own joke. If you get the “Dad I’m serious” into “Serious? I thought you were gay?” you immediately ascend to Dad heaven.
That truly does sound like heaven getting to bust some serious dad jokes like that
Devestating.
This wouldn't be her dad, wouldn't it?
"my rizz straight bussin, fr fr"
"idc tbh lol"
Rare Dad W