Death trap toilet.

Yup. That little drawbridge thing leaves a nice gap underneath for added ventilation.
- Volatile stuff goes up, heavy stuff goes down Everyone loses
- Why did you design your house like this?

Shitty design

Death crap
- Deathbrownnote
Dammit. That’s a much better title!
- To be fair, there's enough toilet pictures on here that you could have called it "Shitty house designs".
Crapper design

Submarines have more bathroom space.

RIP OceanGate Titan

This is literally what I see in my dreams

In my dreams the toilets have those ridiculously low dividing walls
- I encountered one of those in real life at a dive bar last year, it was horrifying

Stable Diffusion when you ask it to generate a house:

Where's the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt

I was too distracted by the multiple ways I could die using that toilet to notice the lack of tp!
- I think there's some on the back of the toilet leaning against the wall.
If you look closely you can see a roll on top of the tank to the left
… something is wrong with you if you get shit all over you when you poop…
- If you gotta parkour yourself off the shitter without wiping poop is bound to get places other than your un-wiped anus. Also, diarrhea is a thing. The hershey squirts know no bounds as to where the lingering feces will wind up

Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport... fine I'll show you.

Blue = floor/door

Red = where it lands?

If it fits I shit

This is how I imagine my toilet in the zombie apocalypse

Crapper moat?
- Complete with stinky lil brown alligators

At first I was like ??... But then I was like ???

Yeah like a C-130 toilet!
And then you were like 🤬😵🪦?

How does this even work?

You lower the “drawbridge” over the top of the stairs. Do your business and open the drawbridge again to use the stairs. Flawless design!
- When and where do you wash your hands?
- God trying to imagine taking a piss while drunk.
- Why am I not seeing how that drawbridge can be stable? There is no support on the opposite wall.
jump

"They're coming up the stairs! Man the toilets!"

“Don’t flush until you see the whites of their eyes!”

This whole thing screams too much work for me… I mean… wtf even is that a metal ladder to Fucking summit before you even make it to the toilet area?

next is the drawbridge.. crank that fucker down.. then tiptoe across praying to the deity of poop that you don’t exceed the weight limits… then while you’re folded in half doing the do.. you gotta wish upon a star no one will thunder down the stairs and knock you off the throne? Finish up with the minimal wiping area available to then jump across the wooden moat to start the expedition to the freaking hand-washing sink?

No Fucking thank you very much!

You have a wonderful way with words!

1 bed, ensuite, central London, £2400 pcm, no pets.

I was thinking it looks like it's on a boat
- I thought dodgy loft conversion.

Nope!

I like to imagine that this dosen't have plumbing and that all your shit gets flushed straight through the floor onto the unsuspecting victim below.

Looks like a nice place to take a dump though, ngl

Oof imagine a difficult sweaty shit where you have to take your shirt off. I need room to spread out sometimes.
- I think you should get that looked at. That doesn't sound normal.
- Fiber bro. If your diet is about half vegetables as it should be you’ll never have a challenging shit again.
- I like the way you think haha
If this had a door and the rest of the place is nice enough, I wouldn't mind having a toilet like this. Hell of a conversation starter.
- It has a door, just not a conventional one. The hatch closes over the stairs and gives you the walkway to the toilet. (Assuming this is only accessed by the stairs below, if this is on the main floor it's dumb but it looks like some attic guest room thing to me.)

Went to take a leak, got a broken neck instead

That re-defines longdrop.

Pranking somebody by opening the cellar while they're taking a shit. Good luck leaping back.

this picture gives me anxiety

Ooo with bidet?

Efficient use of space. I'm in

Dystopian vibe

This makes me incredibly anxious.

At least you can flip down the hatch in front of the toilet and do your business with a relative semblance of safety but those stairs...

I'm thinking of every time I've used my toilet rather innebriated and, yes, this is a death trap.

I can’t tell if this is photoshopped or just screenshotted to death

Screenshotted to death. It’s really old.

Hole-y shit

when you're dying for a piss

also it's remarkable that the lack of a door on a toilet visible to the hallway isn't even the bad part

Minecraft parkour to the toilet