The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten

I'm going to message this to every woman, femboy and twink on bumble and then maybe I can finally get some ass.

Edit: Welp, I'm banned now

At the peak of Harry Potter craze, this might have worked well. Sounds like an older millennial

It's leviosa, not leviosa.

That was the worst? If they came up with that on their own and didn't just copy someone then that's pretty creative at least.

The Death of the Author.

She didn't get blatantly bigoted until after the series.

After reading this thread I feel like the original post is more like a soapbox than a shitpost. No personal opinion about the politics but I thought this was a humour sub.

What?

Can you link me something she said that makes her a monster to you? Genuinely curious.

Not everyone follows what these people say on Twitter. Could be this guy had no idea the Rowling was the kind of person she is. Same is kind of true with jorden Patterson. On the surface nothing he says is unreasonable. It's not until you really look into him that the problems emerge

That’s a good one

The spell was just gibberish to me and I couldn't read it until I read the answer. Only than I would parse it. If you asked me for a spell to lift things up, I would have no idea but someone both things made it make sense. Curious how brains work.

At least mine. JKR's brain doesn't seam to work anymore for good sadly

I lack reading comprehension up to the point where I may be illiterate: it took me one fucking day to understand your message. You don't want this. Hell, I don't even want this, but I'm stuck with myself. Get out while you still can.

O hey. Idk if my first message didn't show the right nuance of red on the flag, or maybe it didn't completely send the "turn back now, I'm literally brain dead" idea. So anyway, here's a second message.

She's my hero.