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Microblog Memes @lemmy.world Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca 3 mo. ago

Be safe!

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PSA: If you have to pee in the forest, pee on a rock.

"Urinate in rocky places that won't be damaged by wildlife who dig for salts and minerals found in urine."
- Consider using natural toilet paper such as a smooth rock or soft pinecone.
  
  If you're on the beach, just find 3 seashells.
- Sounds like a good way to get sprayed with piss.
How can you pspspspsps a cougar if you can't see it?
- Just go pspspspsps everywhere you walk.
  
  Here a pspspspsps, there a pspspspsps, everywhere a pspspspsps pspspspsps! :-P
Or find a nice rope

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