He kindly lets me know when breakfast is

I wish my cat would do cute things like that. When she wants to eat she just sits by the door and gives me a death stare. Then if I don't notice her after a bit she'll tear around the house like mad while making the fox em noise from Robinhood Men in Tights.

I have 3 kittens, 10 weeks old. They wake me up by having a WWE wrestling championship on top of me. Hitting with folding chairs and everything. At 6am.

"ooh hooman, are you awake? What a coincidence, we too! Well, since you're awake anyway, you might as well give us foodz pleazzz"

That's why the smart cat parents grow a full beard and mustache. As a buffer against face-booping.

Just like ours do…. Trampling all over us to check wether wearer still sleeping.