Funny @sh.itjust.works The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world 2 days ago

Some fashion assistance

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i shouldn't be surprised that so many people on lemmy haven't seen women IRL but Jesus Christ... touch grass, people.
Giggity
I will never get tired of comedy responses to photoshop requests. It's just a timeless classic.
- Well that's good, because I'm probably going to keep posting these to lemmy when I find them.
  
  This is the way
  
  I'd happily subscribe
He didn't have to edit in defined abs, but he went above and beyond the call.
- New hair too
  
  He specifically asked for that
- I mean, he literally had to edit in some torso, so I don't think he went above and beyond when it wasn't extra work...
Her jawline is unbelievable. She's like a more beautiful thwomp from mario
- thanks I can't unsee it bow
- Pretty sure that's a mask. I saw one with just that face at the 99 cent store.
That girl is getting that guy a gym membership and a new stylist.

I have no doubt that if I showed this to.my wife she'd be like...
I mean, this looks like a slam dunk win to me. Guy looks way hotter in a crop top.
whats wrong with a tucked in shirt ?
- Thats what old people do!
  
  it looks smart tho :-(
I mean, yeah, he needs to get that new hairstyle ASAP.
I like the camera man cameo in the reflection
What happened to her face, omg...
- Genuinely, eat shit you bullying weird asshole and go back to reddit.
  
  Imagine downvoting you for being against of body shaming. Lemmy isn't as wholesome as it likes to pretend to be.
  
  Meh.
- Lol, lookin' like a Minecraft character.
I don't want to be too mean to the chick or come off as racist(she is white right?) but I think she has literal slant eyes like maybe at a ten degree angle
- If you don't want to be mean or racist, then shut up maybe? Why do you people always have to type out your mean shit and click send?
  
  Because I thought coming across as racist or mean would be unlikely, maybe it would have looked better to not try and use that defence
- If you have to start a sentence with "I don't want to be racist but..." That's probably a thought you should keep to yourself if you don't want people to think you're racist
  
  I can't say I care that much I just was hoping to point to it as a something wrong with her face, so abliest over racist I guess but that doesn't sound good iether
- It's her makeup and artifact correction making it look that way. It even gave her a bit of a squared jaw.
  
  "a bit"!? I'm pretty sure she starred in The Tick...
- Looks like a Real Doll
  
  Wow. That sure is a comment.

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