The sentient soda now drinks human blood from a straw.
21 0 ReplyAfter the intervention, Jesus knew he had to give up wine but he had a solution.
11 0 ReplyTFW the can has sharp edges.
9 0 ReplyVampire soda, step 1 and 2
8 0 Reply"how to refill your soda with hand ketchup"
7 0 ReplyAt the beginning of each upkeep, lose two life and draw 2 sodas.
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5 0 ReplySo that's how they make La Croix!
4 0 ReplyBlood loss from a deep cut of the palm amounts to about half of a soda can.
4 0 ReplyJesuSoda has the everlasting refreshing taste of the blood of the Son of God that washes away the aftertaste of sin. Enjoy the blessing of Christ from our can to your lips!
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3 0 Reply6 OZes (about half a can of soda) is the ideal amount of blood to let in order to cure Hysteria.
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2 0 ReplyStep one of making a self refilling soda. Tip: Make sure the blood flows continuously so it doesn't coagulate and ruin the taste.
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