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top hexbear posters

Congrats to President Obama for being the #2 poster on Hexbear

Don't ask how this data was tabulated because I don't even know I was searching for something else

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The actual list is as follows (I believe it’s ranked by global score)

@SorosFootSoldier - 36515 Comments

@emizeko - 31664 Comments

@MaoistLandlord - 22154 Comments

@UlyssesT - 30587 Comments

@Dirt_Owl - 24311 Comments

@Bunhead - 17679 Comments

@aaaaaaadjsf - 20600 Comments

@RNAi - 20065 Comments

@kristina - 15048 Comments

@Nakoichi - 15500 Comments

@Frank - 20169 Comments

@viva_la_juche - 16700 Comments

@SoyViking - 10929 Comments

@zifnab25 - 21219 Comments

@HumanBehaviorByBjork - 14856 Comments

@Grownbravy - 19714 Comments

@Awoo - 11427 Comments

@hexaflexagonbear - 12102 Comments

@Alaskaball - 12040 Comments

@GalaxyBrain - 19629 Comments

@ssjmarx - 11863 Comments

@invalidusernamelol - 16219 Comments

@NephewAlphaBravo - 11483 Comments

@crime - 12478 Comments

@buh - 9787 Comments

@Rem - 14453 Comments

@AnarchaPrincess - 8822 Comments

@WoofWoof91 - 11408 Comments

@Kanna - 13724 Comments

@TankieTanuki - 11343 Comments

@richietozier4 - 16975 Comments

@FlakesBongler - 8327 Comments

@Ram_The_Manparts - 9970 Comments

@AcidSmiley - 8865 Comments

@Beatnik - 10983 Comments

@ScreamoBMO - 10014 Comments

@Mardoniush - 10145 Comments

@Tankiedesantski - 7383 Comments

@happybadger - 8217 Comments

@invo_rt - 8351 Comments
- :mao-clap:
  
  Congratulations to the true top posters of Hexbear
  
  uhh except this guy @Beatnik - 10983 Comments lol
  
  Beatnik didn't actually do anything, let's be clear.
  
  I didn't get an Omaha steak subscription, so in my eyes he's guilty of everything
  
  except having terrible opsec
  
  it was a shame, i went off him a bit towards the end, but i thought he was a pretty cool guy
  
  Lmao beatnik still being on there is the same energy as the ussr still having records at the Olympics 30+ years later
  
  Facts. The whole “every user is a secret Beatnik alt” thing was a meme for a reason, too. Wasn’t even the only account. Some high quality bits, too.
- @SorosFootSoldier :soviet-heart: our number 1 poster :hero-of-socialist-labor:
  
  :antifa-supersoldier::gold-antifa::soros:
  
  100% not surprised. He has always been one of the first to comment on any post I make no matter how stupid and pointless the post and it's always something funny or relevant or insightful or all three.
  
  :fidel-salute-big: A true poster's poster.
  
  :rat-salute-2:
- i need to log the fuck off lmao
  
  in my meagre defence, i have been here since day 2 ;__;
  
  :solidarity:
- :blob-no-thoughts: this is just a list of our longtime users
  
  :sadness: been here since like day 2 and only 3500 something
  
  Same, girl. We need to get in the game! :posting:
  
  ive been around since september of 2020 and i probably only have like 1000 on aggregate given some older posts got wiped so theres always someone slacking harder when it comes to posting
  
  This list comprises like 60% of all Hexbear posts lol. Lurking here seems to be common but come on people I shouldn't be the 10th most prolific poster. I'm a dumbass
  
  :shrug-outta-hecks: im not going to post if i don't feel it meaningfully contributes to the discussion at hand and there's only a handful of topics that i can actually speak with confidence on, most of which aren't within this site's interest areas.
  
  Could be worse, i've been here since august 1 2020 and this will be my 560th comment
  
  Also, i have never made a post
- Permanently Deleted
  
  :meow-cactus:
  
  Permanently Deleted
  
  :meow-tableflip:
  
  Permanently Deleted
  
  Heh, what's the matter? Getting tired? :no-copyright:
  
  :xi-reactionary-spotted: I HAVE JOINED THE FRAY TO EARN MYSELF THE TITLE OF POWER POSTER
  
  :bird-screm1: What's this?! Oh no!
  
  CHUNGUS BLASTO :xi-gun:
  
  Mfw deafeated by a hamster :bird-screm-2:
- Y'all have no idea how much it means to me that I am nowhere close to being on this list.
  
  Grass touchers unite! :unity:
- Still not a poweruser :comfy-cool:
- I need to reevaluate my life
  
  Don’t feel too bad. I’m on there twice.
  
  Edit: just realizing how many alts I’ve had. At one point I had 11 at once. This one’s a less active one, less than a month old, and has a couple hundred comments. Very thankful the site can’t give me proper stats on how much I’ve posted.
- I'm on the list
  
  tbh I haven't enjoyed my time on an internet forum like I have this one in many, many years. Y'all keep being cool :soviet-heart:
- How the fuck Beatnik still made it to the top lmao
  
  I mean this website was his pet project, pretty sad how it all unfolded.
  
  He's probably still on here on another account
  
  Nah, I like to imagine him like this: https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/CGE3IlM81n.png
  
  BMF was Beatnik all along

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