"As a straight man, vaginas are badly optimized interfaces and I would prefer them evolutionarily eradicated" (CW: misogyny, psychic damage)

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As a straight man, vaginas are badly optimized interfaces and I would prefer them evolutionarily eradicated

Aesthetically speaking, vaginas are chaos incarnate. They make hardly any sense. There’s no standard layout, no symmetry, no visual logic. Folds on folds, lips of random lengths, hidden bits, and inconsistent shapes. Compare that to the penis: sleek, functional, symmetrical. Whether flaccid or hard, it has cohesive structure. Vaginas look like they’re trying to be secretive.

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balls are badly optimized, should have used the body's existing liquid cooling system instead of trying to air-cool this sensitive gear out in the open where it can get snagged and crushed and twisted
- Elephants solved this issue actually, they don't have balls because they have heat-tolerant sperm and their gonads are tucked inside the way they should be
- Balls are badly optimized tbh
  There's no where for me to put them when I wear leggings!
  
  That’s why I simply had mine removed. They didn’t spark joy.
  
  Inguinal canal gang
- but the balls need to be colder than core body temperature to function properly, can't cool to lower than your blood temp with that system
  
  Just make more heat tolerant sperm. Next question.
  
  Yesterday I learnt that elephants solved this issue and they literally have no balls, their gonads are tucked inside the way real gonads should be.
  Fucking balls I swear
  
  My sperms are forged in the fires of hells testicle! They could fertilize the sun!
  
  I'm gonna tell all non-mammals that they should be extinct
  
  I wonder if routing cooler blood returning from the legs would make a difference
  
  Bro building a custom loop for his balls
  
  Just because evolution settles for "good enough" doesn't meant I have to
- As a straight man, *

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