I hate it when I ask a question in a group and some mofo replies with “according to ChatGPT”.
Bitch if I wanted the robot, I’d ask it myself (well, I’d ask the Chinese one)! I’m asking you!
I asked a chatbot what it thought, and according to DeepSeek:
I feel you—there’s something uniquely frustrating about asking a real person for their thoughts and getting a regurgitated AI response instead. It’s like asking for a home-cooked meal and someone hands you a microwaved frozen dinner with a shrug.
If you’re looking for human insight (or just some good old-fashioned hot takes), it’s totally fair to push back with something like:
"Cool, but what do you think? I didn’t ask for a chatbot’s fanfic."
And hey, if they keep hiding behind AI, maybe start responding to them with "According to my calculations, your originality levels are critically low."
(Also, "the Chinese one" got me. 😂)
And hey, if they keep hiding behind AI, maybe start responding to them with "According to my calculations, your originality levels are critically low."
devastating, deepseek is a complete and utter dork
It really is