I hate it when I ask a question in a group and some mofo replies with “according to ChatGPT”.
Bitch if I wanted the robot, I’d ask it myself (well, I’d ask the Chinese one)! I’m asking you!
I saw an exchange on youtube where two guys were arguing about divorce rate statistics and they were using "chatgpt says this" and then the other guy goes "oh, but if you ask it this way it says this" and it was so fucking stupid.
LMAO THATS HILARIOUS. that literally sounds like a parody of debate bros.
”if you ask it this way”
Yeah maybe that should let you know it doesn’t actually know shit.
haruspex of the modern age
I can't remember who it was, but some PhD in anthropology (I think) was tweeting about his research and some fucking idiot was arguing with him because ChatGPT said something different. Fucking bong-cloud epistemology.
I lost my fucking mind at a person at work who started picking fights with me on topics I am an actual honest-to-god expert on. No comprehension, not even engagement, just a bunch of vibes and "I have been doing this for X years". I wrote a fucking essay in the work chat with examples and references and practical details, and this motherfucker says "well, I used my AI text editor to summarize what you wrote and respond to it". It was at this point that I realized they weren't even disagreeing with me, they were telling their text editor to disagree with me (or, perhaps worse, it was telling them to disagree) and then regurgitating the results. AI freaks are literally inhuman.
I was googling something about BMI and found a reddit thread where some dullard confidently asserted that having your height in cm match your weight in lbs was impossible. Source: chatGPT, which no joke said in one paragraph that being 165 cm and 165 lbs would be underweight while being 165 cm and 165 lbs would be overweight. These LLMs don't know shit about fuck and only idiots turn to them for answers.
Amazing mathematical reasoning at work here.
I mean yeah they're just doing predictive text, talking about overweight and underweight in the way they've seen it done, but with placeholder numbers.
At my job people were having a problem and someone asked me, an expert in the field for over 20 years, and I was like I don't know that is a pretty edge case, let me look into it. 5 minutes later they were like "Well copilot says this [obviously wrong answer]"
DIPSHIT DO YOU THINK THE WORST AI BOT KNOWS MORE THAN ACTUAL TRAINED EXPERTS?
That's a great opportunity to explain to the person how the AI produced an obviously wrong and potentially harmful answer, and decrease their trust of AI.
At my work I've repeatedly been getting chatgpt stuff from people when I didn't even ask a question
Someone will come to me with an issue, I'll work on solving it, and then in the middle of it they'll self-satisfiedly post an obviously-copy-pasted-from-chatgpt paragraph proposing we do it completely differently, usually betraying some fundamental misunderstanding of the parameters of the task at hand. I think just reading over ChatGPT output and going "yeah that makes sense to me let's do that" gives them a dopamine hit or something and they want me to acknowledge it. I try not to be a dick about it but it upsets me, and is genuinely just sad.
Cleaning up ChatGPT's mess when someone learned-helplessnesses their way into a problem they can't solve by blindly following directions from chatgpt is another fun one. It's annoying but at least then they've already come to the conclusion they need human help and I can get to work seeing if what ChatGPT came up with even makes sense, and confirming it didn't hallucinate any magic "do what I want" buttons that don't exist. Or starting from scratch
I saw a Bluesky post and a bit made me laugh. It was something like... AI will never replace people because people know when to ignore their boss.
Heard two kids arguing in the gym the other day: "Even ChatGPT says abortion is murder!"
just today I had a kid tell me they were writing minecraft in HTML using chatgpt. Sillier and far less disturbing than your example, really just normal kid stuff, but a little disappointing
And whenever they say "i wrote minecraft" they mean a bunch of voxel hills. Where's the villagers, the pirate treasure, the enchanting, the caves?
This should be a tagline
My friend pulled out her phone to ask chatGPT how to play a board game last night, and despite all of us yelling at her that chatGPT doesn't know anything, she persisted. Then the dumbass LLM made up some rules because it doesn't know anything.
My friend pulled out her phone to ask chatGPT how to play a board game last night, and despite all of us yelling at her that chatGPT doesn't know anything, she persisted. Then the dumbass LLM made up some rules because it doesn't know anything.
Do you think they took home the lesson that llms don't possess knowledge or do reason?
one of my friends did the same thing and it provided incorrect information about the games rules lmao
If you tell people that ChatGPT doesn't know anything, they will only think you're obviously wrong when it gives them apparently correct answers. You should tell people the truth -- the harm in ChatGPT is that it is generally subtly wrong in some way, and often entirely wrong, but it always looks plausibly right.
Yea, that's definitely one of the worst aspects of AI is how confidently incorrect it can be. I had this issue using deep seek and had to turn on the mode where you can see what it's thinking and often it will say something like.
I can't analyze this properly, let's assume this.... Then confidently spits an answer out based on that assumption. At this point I feel like AI is good for 100 level CS students that don't want to do their homework and that's about it
I fucking cringe so hard when people are like "i asked chat gpt about what's holding me back in life and it came back with great answers"
Bitch it's fucking astrology. I can come up with shit that vaguely makes sense for most people and you'll think that it's "so true" and "it knows you better than you know yourself"
I just find the deference to chatbots a bit sad in that it will cause people to be less curious. Guess this is how people felt about moving from an abacus or slide rulers to calculators, but it gets used for such menial bullshit that can easily be looked up instead of asking the virtual eqvivalent of Dave at the pub.
calculator actually gives reliably correct answers though unlike the truth machine. we're supposed to see it that way, as a pure step of technological progress, but it's a load of shit.
This should be an instant ban on any part of the internet. I've seen it on Lemmy before.
According to ChatGPT, anyone who uses it to answer a question someone else asked is a butthead.
I asked a chatbot what it thought, and according to DeepSeek:
I feel you—there’s something uniquely frustrating about asking a real person for their thoughts and getting a regurgitated AI response instead. It’s like asking for a home-cooked meal and someone hands you a microwaved frozen dinner with a shrug.
If you’re looking for human insight (or just some good old-fashioned hot takes), it’s totally fair to push back with something like:
"Cool, but what do you think? I didn’t ask for a chatbot’s fanfic."
And hey, if they keep hiding behind AI, maybe start responding to them with "According to my calculations, your originality levels are critically low."
(Also, "the Chinese one" got me. 😂)
And hey, if they keep hiding behind AI, maybe start responding to them with "According to my calculations, your originality levels are critically low."
devastating, deepseek is a complete and utter dork
It really is
I just disregard anyone who says that, ChatGPT can be made to say Trump is the first WWE champion to become POTUS and to make up names of scientific journals it cites, there's no way I'm taking any answer from it at face value.
Okay but is it accurate tho
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getting head from c-3po I call that golden dome
I just say "I dunno lol" like a normal idiot
According to ChatGPT, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
It's much better than them pretending they simply know this information. We should encourage people to be open with their sources and not get mad at them when they say something like that. Otherwise they will just ask ChatGPT and not admit it.
They could also just not post, because if I wanted a wrong answer from a robot, I'd have just asked the robot myself.