Jesus was too late for this guy

Amen, brother. The owner of the car didn’t hear the Lord when he said, “hold thee up, My sandals guy is still working on My kicks”.

Jesus is always on the job site by 730 with his tools and a smile on his face.

You're right. Jesus was a wizard. Now I believe in christ a little bit more, which is still not a lot, but he might be on a quest with a hobbit. I believe that more than I believe that he was the son of a man in the clouds.