You are in control of the lathe. What are the funniest things you cause to happen in the next ~10 years?
You are in control of the lathe. What are the funniest things you cause to happen in the next ~10 years?
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united states collapses but then europe federates into the united states of europe with an almost identical constitution
19 0 ReplyU! S! A!U! S! E!
15 0 ReplyUSE vs. USSA The new cold war
8 0 ReplyThe first USE president is just like Ronald Reagan. He's an actor, an idiot, old, and senile. The only exception is that he's trilingual.
10 0 ReplyGive it some time and this is Zelensky
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after the US collapses all of the white suburbanites flee to europe and vanguard this effort.
We may not even need the lathe for this one.
12 0 ReplyUS hogs could never deal with good public transit, cheap fresh food, and good espresso.
8 0 ReplyTHat's why they establish the USE constitution, to take that away from you
7 0 Replyfinally forcing europe into the first world like america is.
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Okay anglo self-exile post-balkanization of Turtle Island would be so fucking funny
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The only difference is that the cheeseburgers are now made with baguettes and McDonald's get renamed to ChezDonald.
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