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grazed his ear
CW: Blood
77 0 ReplyOh COME ON you had ONE JOB!
86 0 Replymaybe the job was to miss him on purpose :^)
the radical anarchist communist liberal democrat mob tried to kill me, i am justified in doing whatever i want to them when i am reelected with my newly granted supreme court powers
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
86 0 ReplyMiss him by a few inches though? That's incredible precision when you firs from a crowd.
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45 0 ReplyImagine missing that watermelon head
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I had expected Biden to pull a Chen Shui-Bian, not Trump.
Biden is the one who needed it. I don’t know what’s going on anymore. My predictions are all screwed up.
26 0 ReplySweetie you have to finish assassinating your Trump before you can assassinate your Biden.
19 0 ReplyLet's check in with Nate Bronze!
-- Literally no one ever
5 0 ReplyBiden's half-decomposed body is far too frail to pull off a Chen Shui-bian without dying.
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God damn it. Why are USAians so bad at assassinating?
84 0 ReplyDespite our love of guns, we don't practice as much as we should
75 0 ReplyBullets aren't cheap
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Libs can't even commit to a shot.
53 0 ReplyThey had to compromise between getting him and not getting him, otherwise they would be an extremist
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40 0 ReplyHere's a higher def shot from AP that I stole from reddit:
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