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(reminder don't take dietary advice from internet strangers)
Don't eat breakfast or lunch. Just eat snacks and dinner. Gorge yourself like a snake. Eat a whole loaf of bread and call it your daily ration. Be ungovernable.
i’ve just started dangling various food types by twine from my ceiling and running at top speed around the house with my mouth open like pacman, am i doing it right
Only if you make 'waka waka waka' noises the whole time
Don't forget to fall to the floor while making the death noise once you run out of food.
common spujb w
But only if you unhinge your jaw and swallow the entire loaf whole.
Don't tempt me, my appetite for bread is bottomless
That reminds me of the time I made my friend like sixty breadsticks in order to emulate "bottomless breadsticks" and he powered through like forty in a single day
I would just like to let you know you're a good friend o7
Finally some truth! Thank you PugJesus.
Uh oh I actually do this. 🫣🫣
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