8mo ago

if this post gets 1024 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant

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If this post gets 1024 upvotes I will shit my pants after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.
- will you show video proof that you did that
  
  Do I have to?
  
  Proof or ban, it's the law
  
  Fuck it, I’m in.
  
  Downvoting to save my eyes
  
  Upvoting to damn your eyes.
  
  Don't leave us hanging, this could be a true Lemmy moment that will be part of history forever. Like when someone watches a Lemmy video in 10 years this could get mentioned.
  
  Why couldn’t I have a fun moment, like breaking both my arms?
  
  Because shitting your pants after a KFC bucket is enough fun for now.
  
  I look forward to it, SatansMaggotyCumFart
  
  Pics or it didn't happen
  
  Like the eating the chicken, shitty pants or pictures of me shitting?
  
  D. All of the above?
  
  I usually charge extra for scat stuff.
  
  So 1025 upvotes? I would probably throw up seeing scat, but I'm to sacrifice myself for a silly internet event.
  
  Sure.
  Haven’t you ever ended up with a little corn on the knob?
  
  A little corn is one thing, but after-KFC stuff it's either a whole log or a half-wet salut shit-shooting with whomps of just gas inbetween. The last one is the hardest to stomack.
  
  If I add in a 26 of some cheap whiskey then it would get really nasty.
  
  Absolutely.
  
  Yup
  
  No. No, you do not.
- after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.
  Lmao, you’re gonna shit yourself regardless of upvotes
- Upvoted just for you buddy
- Do now
  
  I’m working on it, it takes a bit of preparation to get ready to eat 18 pieces of spicy KFC.
- Well this aged poorly
  
  Actually it's always been a dream of mine to have a bunch of internet randoms watch me shit.
  
  ... 😦
  I guess I shouldn't be surprised about that, coming from @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
- Bad day to be a KFC bucket or pants, let's fucking gooooo

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