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I want a hot Russian mommy to force feed me milk until my tummy bursts open and releases a tsunami of milky goodness down the hillside drowning everyone in its path.
Sir this is a Wendy's
One order of milk please
You get as much as I fucking tell you.
Down here in AU, Wendy's isn't a burger joint, it's a Milk bar.
This fact made it so much better!
ok
Shit, I clicked on the wrong Amazon wishlist.
First time I've wanted to upvote and downvote the same comment.
Apparently you aren't very familiar with the oeuvre of @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 😁
...and do you want some ball torture with that, sir?
does that cost extra?
It’s free, but the safe word costs extra.
It’s Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
Bring on the fluggegecheimen!
Flügenkuchenbolse was jetzt?
RIP :(
That's Cheems, a different dog from the doge dog that passed recently. But he also passed a few months ago. RIP.
I think most of these people are offended because you said "tummy"