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Donald Trump calls wife Melania ‘Mercedes’ in CPAC speech

www.independent.co.uk Donald Trump calls wife Melania ‘Mercedes’ in CPAC speech

Former president Donald Trump called Melania ‘Mercedes’ as he praised his wife during a speech in Washington DC. The crowd at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) gave the former First Lady a standing ovation as Mr Trump described how “people love her”. “Oh look at that Mercedes, th...

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Makes perfect sense.
Trump probably regards her as an acquisition, like a luxury car.
- Nah Occam's razor.
  He's fucking someone named Mercedes.
  
  I'm getting this really disturbing mental image of someone using spray tan as lube.
  
  One lobotomy, please.
  
  Why would you put that into our heads?
  You monster.
  
  Still trying to figure out how it got into mine...
  
  Nah Occam's razor is that he's senile
  
  He was fucking someone named Mercedes in 1992 and dementia kicked in
  
  He's almost 80 and hasn't seen his pecker since the Regan administration. He ain't fucking at all.
  
  He's got money and Viagra, two things that will get pretty much anyone laid.
  
  Slightly better than fucking someone nicknamed BMW. Must be from Cleveland.
- I mean, he bought her.
- Mercedes could be the name of a stripper.

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