What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
Last time, I used: "Anybody need anything while I'm out?" and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!
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The one and only time I was put under I said "you know what you're doing, eh?" And he just put me out. I didn't mean to say that, I was just nervous. I did see a nurse laugh though so that's nice.
Brilliant. Part of my procedure is being performed robotically, so I may have to ask that of the robot...
May your surgery be bug free
Make sure automatic updates are turned off
"Wow am I glad that robot doesn't look like Arnold!"
Followed by, ' Have you checked to make sure that machine isn't a T-1000?'
Oh in that case you could ask if it's running on Windows, cos you don't want any forced updates halfway through...