"Cheers", but set in a fantasy tavern.
"Cheers", but set in a fantasy tavern.
Are you fucking reading this, Wizards? You could have a Yawning Portal sitcom and millions of nerds would eat it the fuck up.
"Cheers", but set in a fantasy tavern.
Are you fucking reading this, Wizards? You could have a Yawning Portal sitcom and millions of nerds would eat it the fuck up.
The Goliath at the end of the bar is a happy genial sort, his comically oversized tankard is a source of recurring jokes
"Hale and well-met, everybody."
"What would you say to an ale, there, Nørmr?"
"I'd say 'Make peace with the spirits of your ancestors, for you shall soon greet them in Valhalla.'"
I guess he needs a courier buddy full of bad trivia.
You take your average dragon's intestines and stretch 'em out? You're lookin' at eh... three leagues and change.
Voiced by John Ratzenberger of course.
Jesus christ I actually need this.