Suspect in shooting death of UnitedHealthcare CEO fled New York City by bus, police say
Suspect in shooting death of UnitedHealthcare CEO fled New York City by bus, police say
On Friday, New York Police Commissioner Jessica Tisch told media that authorities now believe the suspect accused of shooting and killing UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson is no longer in New York City, and promptly fled on a bus after the murder.
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Man what a responsible individual. E-bike rentals, mass transit, killing parasitic CEO's, this guy seems to be fairly eco-friendly.
He didn't compost the body though. 😔
He did the best he could with the constraints he had.
He can't do everything. We all must pitch in to help eat the elephant.
What would happen if we all went tinkle on his grave? Would that help composting?
Only one way to find out.
Not really, I don't think urine is a very microbe friendly environment.
That's a misconception. Typical healthy urine has microbe flora, most of which are helpful.
Are you also not supposed to urinate on jellyfish stings then?
Well you can if you want. It just won't help the sting.
Then why am I washing my hands after I go pee?
Because you touched your wee wee
I think we can forgive such a minor transgression.
Not for trying. They could have left the body there.