Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?

Were you using it on some other dudes junk by any chance or something..? Cuz otherwise that seems like a leap.

Who the hell is telling you that? I've been using moisturizers forever. People often ask my age then don't believe it and I'm like lotion dude. Everyday. Care for your skin. Never been told I couldn't.