Officers seize bag with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it – and it was full of drugs, Police Bureau says

If this dude registered as a Sovereign Citizen, he would have been fine!

I’ll show you:

Police: “What’s in the bag? Does that say ‘no drugs’ on it??”

SovCit: “I never entered into a contract with you!”

Police: Snatches bag and starts digging.

SovCit: “Neither the individual nor the STRAW MAN contracted with —- please stop!”

Police: Tackles SovCit

SovCit: “I swear this bag is not from the TRUSTEE or the STRAW MAN. It ain’t my bag. Do you have a claim against me because I’m — bro, maritime laws!!”

Hmm… I guess this doesn’t work out after all.