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Blåhaj @lemmy.blahaj.zone

Saw a famous friend on FWMCMorning today

  • In the 80s, there was Cold War drama We fought the Commies inside Nicaragua Our friends were the Contras, freedom was their mantra So we sent them lots of money for guns and landmines But Congress stopped the Contra money flow Just 'cause they moved a teeny bit of blow But then a hero came forth, his name was Oliver North He and Reagan went around the sissy Congress

    Ollie North Ollie North

    You see, North secretly sold missiles to a harmless country called Iran, who would always be a grateful ally Then he gave the profits to the Contras Genius But the sales were uncovered by the press Reagan and North began to stress 'Cause what they did was technically high treason But it was totally justified North volunteered to take the blame To save Reagan from prison rape shame The truth he did bury with his hot secretary Thanks to her shredder, he got off totally scot-free

    Ollie North Ollie North

    He's a soldier And a hero And a novelist And now he's on FOX News

  • Blåhaj @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Shorks come to say hello before bed

  • It’s been a good two years. Finally settled on my instance too, shame about lemm.ee though; love that one. But this one works too and Blahaj zone will be my backup if dbzero goes down next. Here’s to more years here!

  • DeGoogle Yourself @lemmy.ml

    Graphene on Pixel 9