cough cough No idea what you're talking about
Lol suffer
I mean... it's a joke that she made about herself. Self deprecation not allowed on stage?
Well I'm pointing, does that count?
Don't care. Cuddly.
Delight your ears with a listen along on this deranged trip.
Friends, posters, lurkers... Lend me your upvotes. For lo, in a mere day, the doors of Lemmy shall be shuttered. Our memes cast into the abyss. Our shitposts left orphaned. Unsent. O wretched fate! O cruel, unfeeling cosmos! How shall we endure? Thirty minutes is no mere blip in the timeline of our bumbling digital existence. It is an ERA. An epoch of suffering! Civilizations rise and fall in such time! Legends are written, heroes are forged, and here I will sit, my hands trembling, no memes able to posted, no takes able to be unleashed, no silly little guys to upvote. What shall become of me? Shall I gaze into the empty abyss of my own thoughts? Speak to the people I live with?
No. That way lies madness. I shall be but a husk, a shattered remnant of who I once was, awaiting the sweet release of Lemmy’s return. And yet, even in my darkest hour, I take solace in one thing: at least I do not have to spend these thirty minutes on startrek.website, that lawless den of fools, where moderation is a myth, the admins are as competent as a warp core made of wet paper, and every discussion devolves into a petty slap fight between people who somehow all deserve to lose. If the fabric of reality must be torn asunder for thirty minutes, let it be here, and not in that cursed wasteland.
Hold fast, my fellow posters. We shall weather this storm. We shall endure this trial. And when the servers rise again, like Kahless reborn, I shall return to these lands with memes twice as cursed, takes twice as deranged, and an unbroken will! Stronger. Funnier. Hornier. Steel your hearts. Prepare to refresh your pages. Let not the darkness take you for the MEMES SHALL RISE AGAIN.
Pretty sure they were making a joke
Only on Tuesdays
I have no life
God that country is a fucking plague.
Oh fuck you're right ABORT ABORT
Good luck and may all the power be on your side
No, not even those. The ones that literally say "Please put your cart back in the corral".
I feel like I missed a trick. What's going on?
- Sincerely, A Canadian
Not the faintest idea in all honesty. I just have a lot of stuff saved.
Oh for real. I've been on the bus and people ask questions like what time it is. I just respond with something wildly unhinged like "Quarter past where the past, present and future all have a collective existential crisis. But if you need a more convential and temporally linear answer, tis probably too late for this nonsense". I've yet to have anyone say anything other than the most generic ass "Cool" response. Some even say thanks which is... hysterical.
There must have been a wind shear or something as it was landing. Gust of wind comes in and just pushes the plane over on its side as its landing. Astounding that critical injuries only totaled 2.
Lobotomy.
Honestly I have no fucking clue. I do the same thing. Especially bad if I think about something that can cause a laughing fit and then I have to explain a voice clip a friend sent to me.
Most people generally won't care though. They'll look over and maybe go "Huh" before they carry on.
You'd be amazed just how little people actually think about anyone other than themselves.
Loops by pixelfied Is Doomed to Fail Because Daniel Supernault Doesn’t Want to Develop It
And now none of you need to go to the other thread! Perfect demonstration of defensiveness. I criticize their behavior so clearly I am on the side of Loops.
Republican ass behavior.
They were 100% in the wrong lmfao