sirblastalot @ sirblastalot @ttrpg.network Posts 4Comments 251Joined 2 yr. ago
Same but for when I remember the name of my own npcs.
Ya made me look bad!
Someone's about to get warcrimed
1 minute. Might be a lil slow for online poker, I wouldn't know, but it's not like I have to use it every hand either.
No joke though, I would looooove to see a series about the adventures of Beverly Crusher, Captain of the Pasteur.
Honestly the bottom right is probably pretty fun to game with, and I think I am the bottom left.
Use Augury to slightly improve my odds in online poker. My winnings are legal and legitimate, I don't have to leave the house so no one can tell I'm doing magic, and there's nothing to notice other than I'm unusually good at the game.
EDIT: On second thought, online sports betting is a thing now. I'm changing my answer to that.
then engage in superliminal advertising the next day.
God I didn't even think of that. Instant army. Altho, for that matter, you could also just use a replicator to fabricate an instant army of killbots.
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Funnily enough, nazis WOULD really like it if you tolerated rape and pedophillia. You'll never guess why!
My players THINK my kobolds have an elaborate and well-developed society but actually eee he's just a lil guy omg lookit how cute he is
Al Borlan from Tool Time
Most of the crew dies offscreen, they just keep duplicating them all the time.
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Next quest is to go acquire supplies for an influx of refugees. Once players return with the supplies, they're directed to the refugee camp to deliver them, and it's all the surviving kobolds.
Make a will save.
Thank god for firefox!
Clothes
No, sometimes one of the bins moves between the bed and chair.
Hot take, but I think the martial/caster power imbalance is imaginary, and has been even in 3.5.
It comes from people doing thought-experiment characters, like Pun Pun, rather than actual play. You can have a caster player say "I use this series of spells in such a way as to break the game" but in practice it happens far less often than "I murderhobo the NPCs to break the game" and is easily dealt with the same way. If your caster is just playing like a normal person and fireballs a dozen goblins or whatever, the barbarian great cleaves a dozen more, everyone has fun, all is good.
"Shut up and help me carry these rotting baskets Wyll"
Besides, are you even really an adventurer if you don't swipe the silverware?
She complains about having to use her ration on coffee in one episode. Presumably that's why they divert to the coffee nebula.