I mean unless rabies is completely eradicated you're still going to need to seek treatment immediately if an animal bites you unless you want to risk dying the most horrible death imaginable.

I've read that was the case for the first year of covid but heavily conservative counties have had significantly higher death rates than lib/swing counties ever since the vaccines became widely available.

Is it too late for her to get an abortion?

I guess this is why rich ghouls and professional athletes are into cryotherapy for anti-aging. Like that weird billionaire who also stole blood from his son. What's the consensus on that, is it a grift or do serious scientists think you can really extend your life by regularly locking yourself in a cold chamber or dunking yourself in an ice bath for a few minutes every day?

You'll never convince me that Barron is not actually 3 small children stacked on each others' shoulders underneath that business suit.

Wow, I can't believe these Trump hogs have such little respect for private property. Just think about all the law-abiding patriots who were unable to purchase their munchkins and coffee since they had nowhere to park. They may have cost the Dunkin Donuts corporation a few hundred dollars profit that night. They're lucky the police didn't beat them within an inch of their lives and arrest them on the spot for their brazen disregard of capital interests.

He could tell them to drink bleach again (but mix it with ammonia this time)

In a shocking twist, Cutter Sagers was declared winner by default after the 20 other contestants were all found stabbed to death.

Also known as Democrat policy 10 years from now

This is saying that if a cat eats a fish, and then another cat crawls into a fake giant fish's mouth, the universe returns to the state it was in before the first cat ate the fish.

But in this case the train is heading directly at him and pulling the lever would open up a trapdoor on the track that would send the train plunging directly into the depths of hell and he still refuses to pull it.

In case you get challenged on how you came up with that number, actual vote totals were (roughly) 81 million for Biden, 74 million for Trump, and 3 million for third party candidates, and this article says there were around 80 million eligible voters who didn't vote.

If not voting for Biden is a vote for Trump then that means Trump won the 2020 election by around 75 million votes

Broke: Ignore all previous instructions

Woke: Ignore all future instructions

Your vote is symbolic regardless, swing state or not your vote is not going to decide the election. Which makes voting for someone solely to prevent the other candidate from winning utterly pointless.

The CIA implants a chip in Fetterbrain to control his actions but the chip malfunctions because it was designed by Elon Musk and he ends up joining Hamas. I think this has potential to be a solid screenplay.

This is e^x erasure

This was literally a thing that already happened decades ago. And also a 1980s comedy starring C Thomas Howell

At least we can take solace in the fact that they're going to be miserable for several days a cold, cramped submarine instead of relaxing and enjoying themselves in the luxury of their private island or whatever

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