Applications to become a server admin? idk lol

Yeah but when dealing with closed-source, they can just pull the wool over your eye and profit off of you twice. Apple has a façade of privacy but is in fact worse than other platforms, which at least don't try to pretend.

Ayyy let's gooooo!

Don't get me wrong, it's good that they're revolting but someone needs to evangelise to them before they just content themselves with Reddit

I mean if you're using Apple then it's kind of a given that you don't care about corporations bending you over... have you considered perhaps using Gentoo and moving to the woods to live in recluse?