mrbubblesort @ mrbubblesort @lemmy.world Posts 2Comments 28Joined 2 yr. ago
The smartest thing he has ever said and he doesn't even realize it
I'm a sovereign citizen of the galaxy and I'm not subject to the laws or authority of the universe. "Physics", as you sheep call it, is an unlawful system set up by a fake Milky Way government to assign us all corporate crab shell identities and remove our right to travel freely in the Z-plane
I mean, duh, I'm not creepy lizardman or a crabperson. Climate refugees are people.
They won't care, they won't even know about it because Fox News will scream that a trans person looked at a toilet last night in Ohio and now 4d8+6 children have been molested.
I apologized profusely and made sure they got extra treats today
A boss accepting a time off request without vague threats about firing you, or at least complaining about how they'll need to find someone else to cover? Yeah, I call bullshit
You know what? Fuck it, let him use it. Then we can all laugh when it quite literally blows up in his face.
I sit down to dinner and my salad emails me: "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
I appreciate the point you are making, but I strongly disagree with it. Kanehito has been very clear, Demons may have free will and feel emotions, but so too does a leopard in the jungle. You might be able to tame them, you might even be able to coexist with them for a time, but don't think for even a moment that either wouldn't immediately eat your face if given the opportunity.