I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
“Water me, asshole”
-Sent from my iPhone
Idk why I overlooked the comma, but I definitely read that like a pirate talking to his bidet.
“Have you eaten your veggies today?”
This spinach could’ve been an E-Mail
Half the managers are out of a job now.
This manager could've spinach email
Those spinach uses IMAP protocol?
"I'm a plant" protocol?
🌱
These days it's more Spinach Mail Transfer Protocol
Edit after I saw the Popeye comment: Sailor Man Transport Protocol
OK I'll stop now.
Spinach Mail Accessioning Protocol.
Lemmy uses ActivityPub protocol 😄
I sit down to dinner and my salad emails me: "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
So my boss is an spinach now?
Always has been
Now do a Doom port…
Wow that's awesome
Popeye needs to stay up to date. You know?
But he's like their prime enemy. He eats them constantly.
Is this permaculture? 🦋
Just to finish out the post title.
For all my life, hold on.
There, that was going to bug me.