I want a leprechaun to ride down a rainbow and leave me a pot of gold every morning

it took me a full minute to parse this headline

well...

how the fuck can republicans want him for president?

Maybe because the Russians backed him as their candidate in 2016, 2020, and now in 2024 (the enemy of my enemy and all that), the Russians have been buying Republican support wholesale since at least then, the Republicans have always valued money and power over all else, and the few Republicans who had qualms about it are long gone?

Just some ideas.

shreds!

yo dawg

Atlanta News?

absolutely fucking not

Just waiting for the neocons to start talking about how the economy is an imaginary casino for billionaires. The card says Moops.

oh my sweet summer child

Fascism 101: it's only cool if I do it, because I'm supposed to be in charge and you're not

I cannot wait for the day this shitbag loses it all

God I miss the original Material Design

r/ooer flashbacks

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oh, they're trying for sure, they're just corpo-incompetent

obligatory "it's a cult"

Women are so cute and all is well with you and your family and friends

probably that Tom Sawyer game on the NES. like, wtf even was that?

well it's r2o, so