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  • Trek on gender: "Don't care, will smash" -- Kirk & Ryker

    PS: Memba when Ryker was captured by a pre-First Contact civ and he had to bribe a nurse with an alien kink with sex in order to escape? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

  • What are the odds that a Gen-X or Boomer prospective employee is vying for a 90 hour job that pays shit? Boomers are eligible for social security and Gen-X is probably getting the choice jobs due to experience, leaving Gen-Z and younger millennials shit out of luck and justifiably rebelling. (Obviously generalizing)

  • I am sure CVS will not assume the worst when I buy three 12 packs of Magnum XL, two bottles of NyQuil, six cans of Monster Energy and a roll of duct tape.

  • Image search result from ages ago, not generated by me. I cannot prove that it is or isn't AI generated. I did add the caption.

    EDIT: I ran it through an AI image detection system. Below are the results.

  • Not eggs specifically but the price of food is out of hand.

  • LOL. I came up with inveg back in 2018 after I had to go vegan due to major heart surgery. I use it all the time but you're the first person I have ever seen use the term other than me even though "involuntary veganism" has got to be a thing for plenty of people who've had a near death health issue.

  • Rule

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  • Jokes on you, we're into that shit.

  • I married the feral non-binary autistic genius. Best decision ever. Sweetness and rainbows with me, the harbinger of the apocalypse for everyone else. 30 years and counting.

    1. Replace with Tequila and I have been here more times than I care to admit.
    2. Have some LemmyGold.

  • That shit was so good, she saw her past present and future all at once.

  • me_irl

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  • "Am I hungry horny or am I bored?"

    The answer to all variations is almost always "bored".

  • Thanks Oprah, I hate him. (for Dr. Oz too)

  • Ever since Trump took office in 2016, publications like Teen Vogue have been going hard, and I am all for it.

  • ...incoherent nonsense.

    Literally everything that originates from Trump.