I see @satansmaggotycumfart way more often than I would prefer -___-

It really pretty good if you cook and season it well

My Costco has an 810 calorie chocolate chip cookie. When I first saw that I was like how tf do you cram the better part of 1000 calories into ONE cookie lol

Thanks. I have a lovely Burmese sour that has been doing this as a result of a recent heatwave. The fruit still looks good but I was worried about it until I read this.

Ok boomer let's get you to bed

How have you managed to adapt to getting struck by lightning regularly? This is something I've been trying to sort out for myself or some time so needless to say I am very curious

CPAP machines stop snoring by creating continuous positive air pressure that keeps your muscles from collapsing. It's not really a matter of convincing -- it's a fact.

Care to elaborate on your second point? Like why/how is that an issue?

And yet it's a million times better than songs like "Gucci Gang"