Grimy @ Grimy @lemmy.world Posts 77Comments 2,095Joined 2 yr. ago
Last Christmas, I gave you my _________ . The very next day, you gave it away.
"But I'm a pacifist" I said as I held my dying son's frigid hand.
A memo went out about a system glitch causing new phantom policies to appear.
Witness my power! I can control ________ with nothing but my mind.
"Your remembered my birthday!" I told my son as I took the gift from him.
"They came a week after you lost consciousness, the moment they spotted our crashed plane" my emaciated wife explained as I squinted at the bright lights.
With the evil tyrannical ex-president dead, we can finally move forward towards an equal and just society for all people!
My mama always said life was like a box of ___________ . You never know what you are going to get.
I know we can easily afford it but why does every excursion we do have to be soooo expensive?
I sat in horror as I watched the demon spawn writhe itself out of my wife and into the doctors arms.
The only way to get out of this cursed time bubble is to shoot off into space with the ship I found and outrun it.
I found a journal in the attic filled with detailed accounts of my life, starting ten years in the future.
After Star Wars and Star Trek, hold your hats for the new Star _____ universe!
Head for the hills, a giant _________ is about to hit the coast!
During the latest congressional hearing, the goverment has finally confirmed the existence of unidentified flying ________ from outer space.
The votes have been counted and ______ is the new President of the United States!
