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Trains is crabs 🦀
  • and any war-machine to a metal-crab: tank, or tank with wings

  • asuka's animorth into eva

    /from https://x.com/Child0ut/status/1773647677411995833

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    Customer service
  • so you saying, he got turned into a a customer?

  • So...
  • we used to call it caring

  • Some Assembly Required
  • you'd also need at least 3 to account for positive outcome of the Vänner * 2 - 5 = x

  • Chrome thinks Firefox is unsafe!
  • those also blew up, no traces left

  • the jargon jar

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    an employee of a big tech firm, saying «The Jargon Jar is full. Wipe those tears with dollar bills.»

    links

    • panel from: https://threddyrex.com/posts/20230201_all_hands/
    • comics: https://threddyrex.com
    • author: https://infosec.exchange/@threddy
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    Who the hell likes Chromatic Aberration?
  • you dont like looking at the world through a vaseline-covered glasses?

  • Severe Fun
  • you had half of a good idea, but your call to action is winner of a shit eating contest

    threat of poverty is quite enough already.

    but hey, if you wish — someone will break your arms if you dont make the best videogame ever. you are welcome.

  • Valve doesn't sell ad space on Steam so it can make room for surprise hits: 'We don't think Steam should be pay-to-win'
  • here's the kicker: amazon sells their own product at the public market owned by amazon, undercutting any other seller on near-exact things.

    imagine if valve made knockoffs of every famous game and just redirected every search to them.

  • "All the land was claimed by others before we were born"
  • what race claps the most hands?and 👏 IS 👏 IT 👏 SIMPSONS 👏

  • Twitch has stories now, because all social media has to be the same
  • one can still "stream" a pre-recorded video-file and even make re-runs or their older streams officially, they just want to limit actual data-rehosting, as storage costs for backlogs might exceed any ad-revenue from them

  • Don't make this embarrassing faux pas when traveling abroad
    • just stop counting small time! 5000x365 of yellow sky orb passings, yet still no real-world use found
    • want to know if its time to work? we had a tool for it, its called sunrise
    • «hello, i now want 200 microseconds of your time but only to compare your face with the one already stored in my brain» — sounds mentally deranged
  • Hidden Beauty - Safely Endangered
  • knife communities

    like London?

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world Dym Sohin @lemmy.world
    I framed the tweet that got me banned from twitter. 🤠

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    "I framed the tweet that got me banned from twitter. 🤠"

    the tweet: «Hey @BilldeBlasio, I hope you step on a lego. 🖕» \ timestamped with Jan. 16ᵗʰ 2022 B.E. (before Elmo)

    replies:

    • "Disrespectful to legos, so I get it"
    • "Wow that's hateful stuff"
    • "You went too far with that, even freedom has its limits bro"
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    What "frugal" tricks have you found to just not be worth it, either in time or money?
  • frugal

    > cant ask neighbors to come in and pick their avocados
    > uses spears instead

    no, that's not frugality, those are signs of mental ineptitude

  • Well, it was nice while it lasted?
  • it literally is, infinite growth for its own sake at any cost.

    but hey, there is also stock market

  • marie curie died
  • marie curie died

    2001 linux fonts killed her

  • Use of AMD Anti-Lag+ technology in Counter Strike 2 will result in a VAC Ban, Valve confirms
  • still fail to do what they’re designed to

    they were designed to create chinese botnet, and they will

    «anti-cheat» is the same as «anti-terror» — a gift-paper wrapper

  • Dont get on my case
  • nah, even my grand-grandparents waited for the system to fail.

    and, welp, it sure failed them. and every generation since.

  • [oc] you dropped this, king

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    text: «Solomon kid would wear pants like this or like this»

    pictured — a simplistic outline of a kid split in half:

    1. along the belt, leaving lower half to wear regular pants with full belt normally.
    2. from top to bottom, having both left and right halfs to wear one enclosed trouser-leg, each with its own belt.
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    dym_sh Dym Sohin @lemmy.world

    🎨📲 Design Coder

    https://dym.sh

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