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and any war-machine to a metal-crab: tank, or tank with wings
you'd also need at least 3 to account for positive outcome of the Vänner * 2 - 5 = x
those also blew up, no traces left
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an employee of a big tech firm, saying «The Jargon Jar is full. Wipe those tears with dollar bills.»
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- panel from: https://threddyrex.com/posts/20230201_all_hands/
- comics: https://threddyrex.com
- author: https://infosec.exchange/@threddy
you dont like looking at the world through a vaseline-covered glasses?
in america its only cop-assisted
you had half of a good idea, but your call to action is winner of a shit eating contest
threat of poverty is quite enough already.
but hey, if you wish — someone will break your arms if you dont make the best videogame ever. you are welcome.
Ok, get in — ⚰️.
here's the kicker: amazon sells their own product at the public market owned by amazon, undercutting any other seller on near-exact things.
imagine if valve made knockoffs of every famous game and just redirected every search to them.
what race claps the most hands?and 👏 IS 👏 IT 👏 SIMPSONS 👏
one can still "stream" a pre-recorded video-file and even make re-runs or their older streams officially, they just want to limit actual data-rehosting, as storage costs for backlogs might exceed any ad-revenue from them
- just stop counting small time! 5000x365 of yellow sky orb passings, yet still no real-world use found
- want to know if its time to work? we had a tool for it, its called sunrise
- «hello, i now want 200 microseconds of your time but only to compare your face with the one already stored in my brain» — sounds mentally deranged
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"I framed the tweet that got me banned from twitter. 🤠"
the tweet: «Hey @BilldeBlasio, I hope you step on a lego. 🖕» \ timestamped with Jan. 16ᵗʰ 2022 B.E. (before Elmo)
replies:
- "Disrespectful to legos, so I get it"
- "Wow that's hateful stuff"
- "You went too far with that, even freedom has its limits bro"
frugal
> cant ask neighbors to come in and pick their avocados
> uses spears instead
no, that's not frugality, those are signs of mental ineptitude
it literally is, infinite growth for its own sake at any cost.
but hey, there is also stock market
still fail to do what they’re designed to
they were designed to create chinese botnet, and they will
«anti-cheat» is the same as «anti-terror» — a gift-paper wrapper
nah, even my grand-grandparents waited for the system to fail.
and, welp, it sure failed them. and every generation since.
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- comic: Lettuce Enthusiasm
- series: Off topic but
- author: Sir Beeves
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text: «Solomon kid would wear pants like this or like this»
pictured — a simplistic outline of a kid split in half:
- along the belt, leaving lower half to wear regular pants with full belt normally.
- from top to bottom, having both left and right halfs to wear one enclosed trouser-leg, each with its own belt.