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diablomnky666 @ diablomnky666 @lemmy.wtf
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Does it count twice if I raise them both?

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  • Both parties are all in on Empire, but differ slightly on how to divvy up the spoils of war.

    • Maximum wage

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    • Driver stops in the middle of a cross ride, and starts using her phone.

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  • I usually hop up on their hood and walk across it, or give their trunk a loud smack as I walk past idiots like this.

    • Anon considers LASIK

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  • Seeing well doesn't equate to intelligence. In fact you lose +1 INT when you take off your glasses.

    • Quoth the neighbor: nevermore

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  • Quoth the maiden, "Hit the floor"

    • Black, gay Trump supporter brutally taunted with slurs at rightwing conference

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  • What do pineapples have to do with this?

    • They would be too distracted by everything

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    • 11 glorious herbs and spices

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  • Fried gagh, p'tak! Gagh is best eaten live.

    • FBI searches for growing number of Jan. 6 fugitives

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  • Might actually get them to turn themselves in:

    "There's no way I'm only the 3 of Clubs. I'm definitely the King of Hearts or Ace of Spades. Who do I talk to about getting that changed?"

    • Yes, a Pigeon is Faster for Data Transfer than Gigabit Fiber Internet

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  • Yeah, but what about those upload speeds? Most cable providers give large download bandwidth, but next to nothing on your upload speeds. Synchronous connections are always best!