Sounds cool, but I can guarantee some mobster would come and get it back one way or the other. Iβd rather reach some agreement with Police to donate the money to the Drug Foundation or something similar. And do that very publicly. And then move house.
This joke doesnβt work, aussies donβt call it a check, they call it a bill.
2045: We are now in receivership as the impact of the Climate Wars and collapse of the global food supply means we can no longer fly. Wellington airport is 2 feet underwater anyway.
Perhaps they could consider setting new targets before axing the old ones?
Seems like an overtly political - not religious - action. Hopefully they once again lose their tax-exempt status.
What an absolute legend. Give him a medal.
Got a gull stuck in the decorative grill on the front of our office once. Spent the whole morning shrieking, seemed like he was stuck. Called the council, SPCA, building owner, nobody wanted to help.
Then after a few hours the bastard quite calmly hopped up and flew out.
That gull was a dick. We named him Greg.
New Zealand-based carmaker Rodin has let its FZero hypercar out to play for the first time, and it sounds absolutely epic.
![Watch: Kiwi-built hypercar hits the track for the first time](https://lemmy.nz/pictrs/image/529c8504-d3f3-4eb8-852e-24d34ae5165c.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
Better to ask forgiveness rather than permission.
Edit: how did I get that backwards?
Tim Bayley says he's done a good job building steps down a steep slope. The council says they're uneven and a safety risk.
!['Stand-off' after steps to river built on council land](https://lemmy.nz/pictrs/image/0f772a49-f602-446a-be0d-f2faa94bdd42.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
In a rare alignment of the stars, the nationβs biggest drinking day β Crate Day β and the beloved cannabis-friendly event J Day are happening on the same day, destined to bring chaos to the City of Sails.
![Why Aucklanders will be drunk and high (but hopefully not both) this weekend](https://lemmy.nz/pictrs/image/9f9c8ccf-9873-487a-857c-553035ece435.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
Nitrates in drinking water are linked to cancer and birth defects. In high-enough concentrations it can trigger blue-baby syndrome, which can straight-up kill babies.
Got an email advertising cyber monday sales on firewood. Yup, logs of wood. For cyber monday.
100%. Unless the toilet has a dedicated ass-wiping professional Iβm not paying to use it.
Tourists have rallied against paying to use a public toilet in Te Anau, so the $1 fee has been flushed down the dunny.
![Te Anau toilet fee canned after tourists use the bushes](https://lemmy.nz/pictrs/image/8a2801e1-d63c-4020-986e-eb6a5cacccb8.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
Contaminated compost may be the cause of distorted and dying tomato plants, says the Environmental Protection Authority.
![Is compost killing my garden?](https://lemmy.nz/pictrs/image/2cd66a80-9893-4e60-8383-25a6107ade73.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
He's used to sleeping in a cave. In prison, Little John spent his first night sleeping by a crack in the door, crying himself to sleep.
![Older, wiser and heavier: Otago caveman puts on 15kg in prison after 6 month stint](https://lemmy.nz/pictrs/image/65cc7bc6-96b3-4e3c-927c-868e2e59ecec.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
Two men who, as 16 year-olds, sexually abused girls, filmed their abuse and shared it with friends say they fear online threats and violence.
![Convicted sex offenders fear online threats, given permanent name suppression](https://lemmy.nz/pictrs/image/930ac3be-bd32-4f04-a9ce-af34ef72fc25.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
Auckland police are ready to call in officers from outside the region to manage any escalation in Middle East protests in the city.
![Middle East protests: Auckland police prepared to call in reinforcements](https://lemdro.id/pictrs/image/b33ecd3a-e5bb-4164-8891-abcafa3e8d22.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
Glad to hear that Police are taking the safety of our Muslim and Jewish whanau seriously.
![](https://lemmy.nz/pictrs/image/ed78baae-cf20-4496-adc7-d4902e7a8eb1.jpeg?thumbnail=1024&format=webp)
βArtistβs impressionβ is really stretching the definition of βartistβ on this one.
βPrior to this attack, the man arrested had been receiving support of the mental health services,β Patel added.
Sounds like a lone-wolf with some complex stuff going on. Still horrible.
Summer interns starting today, why do I do this to myself?
Update: this yearβs crop is great! I am so tired.
The "reprehensible" attack happened during a march that saw several thousand protestors take to the streets of central Auckland on Sunday afternoon.
![Young boy hit over the head with a shovel during Auckland protest](https://lemdro.id/pictrs/image/34fe72d3-68d3-449f-84fa-05a2ed859a4c.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
![](https://lemmy.nz/pictrs/image/844f27ea-33ad-4470-8fdb-3d7eb3ad7210.jpeg?thumbnail=1024&format=webp)
Oh good lord, John Oliver has some clout.
Who did you vote for?
35,000 casino workers ready to walk off the job days before Las Vegasβs big Formula One race
![The Las Vegas Strip Could Be the Site of the Largest Hospitality Strike in U.S. History](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/c4f6adbe-f78f-4510-ab6f-3c9e561e57c0.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/7940565
A Jewish community centre in Auckland was vandalised late on Tuesday night, with graffiti sprayed on the fence and a fire was nearly started.
![Auckland Jewish community centre vandalised](https://lemdro.id/pictrs/image/f1302279-1d23-4a9d-8bae-07cc34fe82d6.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
Appalling and unjustifiable behaviour. No matter your depth of feeling, this kind of violence is unacceptable.
Education is really important. But you can lift people out of poverty just by straight-up giving them money too. A properly-funded welfare system (or a UBI) would go a long way to truly ending poverty. Childhood poverty is such a strong predictor for anti-social behaviours like gang membership, crime, unemployment, that it blows my mind we don't just funnel money to people to break them out of the inter-generational poverty loop.
Had a persistent headache all of yesterday, took the afternoon off. This morning I realised I hadn't had any coffee yesterday. I truly am an addict.
Honestly sounds like a lot of mahi for not a lot of result. Calling people "parasites" is also unlikely to win you many friends.
The firm was embedded in Commerce Commission offices working on supermarket and energy industry inquiries, which had major implications for its corporate clients.
![Lobbying and communications firm Senate's 'wildly inappropriate' contracts at Commerce Commission revealed](https://lemdro.id/pictrs/image/8ece0305-7046-4f58-9db7-1bd4e13d47a2.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
https://nz.pcpartpicker.com/ might be what you need
Kia ora!
Iβve added mΔori to the list of languages Iβm gonna try and learn in the next year. Sadly it seems like Duolingo has shelved their mΔori project (though I actually now think this might be a good thing).
Thought Iβd check out my local library and found a great book available to borrow digitally: Te Reo MΔori: The Basics Explained by David KΔrena-Holmes.
I feel like te reo education in NZ for most people consists of learning a few key words, but it doesnβt really go into the grammar of the language. This book provides a really great clear explanation of the grammar and sentence construction of the language.
I think the next thing I need is flash cards for practicing the meanings of particles and prepositions in example sentences because this looks like the most complex thing to learn.
What resources have you found really useful when youβre studying mΔori (or any other language for that matter)?
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