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@10_0 @thenexusofprivacy Jackie Chan went to Xiongxing and said "Xingxiong xiong xing xing xiong." His good friend, Martin Luther King, replied "I am a big ape, and therefore cannot speak your language." However, Stephen Spielberg was hanging out in the ashtray, and he was able to speak to both monkeys and humans. Spielberg said, "It is time for us to eat." They went to the local pet store and purchased a cat.
@10_0 @thenexusofprivacy Very funny behavior lemmy
You know what time it is now.
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@leyonhjelm @Geometrinen_Gepardi @walden Mine last a week or two and my hair comes in like a bear's.
@walden @Geometrinen_Gepardi You can look it up and see that the blades were priced at about 12 for a dollar in the early 1900s, which is about $3-4/blade in today's money. Not "similarly" expensive, but still far more expensive than what they are today.
@zephyreks @NaibofTabr I know I say this immediately after having posted feet porn but my point is still valid I swear
@zephyreks @NaibofTabr "In order to make a claim about media events you need journalistic credentials."
Holy shit get the fucking boot out of your mouth you're making feet fetishists look like upstanding members of society
@Omega_Haxors @Alsephina If it's in the pasteurized milk, does that mean we should only be drinking raw milk right now?
@governorkeagan @j4k3 >on Reddit after a post had a certain number of comments/upvotes, I knew that mine would never be seen. I don’t have that feeling on Lemmy.
Posts federate to other instances - even off Lemmy - at different speeds. Those of us on Pleroma/Mastodon who browse TWKN will just see random posts from wherever, and how popular the post is ends up being irrelevant.
Enjoy your first tiny taste of what the internet is like out there lemmybro.
@neme That's for the best. The movie theaters are mostly complete garbage as an experience, and a total waste of real estate. Hopefully if this trend continues we can free up a bunch of land that's utterly meaningless.
@Sdnimm543 @stabby_cicada I believe India has a solution for you.
@blivet @stopthatgirl7 @some_guy THE JEW FEARS THE SAMURAI
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@TotallyHuman He needed to rescue his own.
@TheAnonymouseJoker >Pro-NAFO
Yes I do support the North American Futanari Organization. Why wouldn't I support it?
@TheAnonymouseJoker @Alpharius >Communist states are not going around establishing hundreds of military bases, carpet bombing and genociding countries and creating a media-military propaganda machine for their citizens to fear boogeymen for the horrors their own politicians and corporations are committing against them.
China does a solid chunk of that - they broker deals to use other country's ports as naval bases, they have an ongoing genocide of the Uyghurs and Falun Gong, they were responsible for the mass spread of COVID in late 2019/early 2020, and their propaganda machine is strongly tied to their military.
It is disingenuous to pretend communist states do not do things that the largest communist state in the world does.
@Johanno @Early_To_Risa I should hope that I die some time this century, I can't imagine living another 100 years of this bullshit.
@cyberpunk007 @Oka I am good at dating women with one eye.
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- Individuals I suspect of being journalists.
- Spam accounts.
- Accounts run by people who have been on my mute list for more than 18 consecutive months and who are unlikely to ever improve their personalities (currently nobody).
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- Defederate from bae.st
- Have me personally blocked
- Are effectively automated spam instances, such as ai.wiki or those which have succumbed to discord bot spam.
- Are fsebugoutzone, for being an instance primarily populated by people who block me (sorry pete)
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